What in heaven's, Taz what are you crying about?
(Taz hold up the wheel from his toy car, Granny looks over and was surprised to see what was left of Taz's toy car)
You didn't break another of your toys did you?
(Taz nods his head indicating that he did)
Tasmanian Devil, how many times have I told you to take better care of your things, look at all the toys you've broken.
(Granny points to a pile of toys of which Taz has broken, Taz whimpers and cries once again feeling regret for his actions)
Now, now, there's no use crying over broken toys, or something like that.
(Taz sniffles then Granny holds a tissue to his nose, Taz takes a breath breath and gives a big blow, giving off a giant gust of wind causing Daffy's crown and cape to go flying)
Wow (talking to the audience) for a little guy, he sure holds a lot of air.
Hey Tazzie, You wanna play Smash-Up Derby with us?
Oh come on, I think your little clown guy will fit right into my truck here.
Come on Taz, play with us.
What good if having a toy you can't play with?
(Taz runs to the end of a shelf where he is cornered by Bugs and Daffy)
C'mon Tazzie, you know you wanna play with that toy.
Yeah, Put him in the truck then we'll crash 'em together.
(Taz started to think, then he saw the top of the shelf and that's when he had and idea, he started spinning and began to climb the shelf)
(Taz soon made it to the top, but then suddenly airplanes started to fly pass him, causing Taz to growl with annoyance, It's then revealed that they were coming from a mobile on the roof of the playroom, two more fly pass Taz but as the third one passes, Taz knocks it while growling, the sudden knock causes the strings off the planes to get tangled and eventually stopped, Taz becomes stratified and puts his toy clown down, waves at it then looks down at Bugs and Daffy, who would've witness his previous endeavour, Taz then proceeds to climb down)
Blaaah! (Blows a raspberry at them)
(Bugs and Daffy looked at each other confused)
Oh look at them all playing together, aren't they precious, (looks on at the babies playing) Oh Bugs, Lola, Daffy, Sylvester and Taz, could you come over here?, I've got something I want to tell you.
But I just built my super-wondrous sand tasta castle.
Say everybody, what's all the whispering about? Uh, heh-heh, what's the matter? Cat got your tongue?
If you guys have a secwet, you can tell me, I'm one of the best secwet keepwers awound.
(All the babies all talk telling Tweety that they don't have a secret and they don't know what he's talking about)
We were just...uh...playing a game.
Uh yeah, it's called..um.."who can whisper the softest".
Yeah and anyway! The secret isn't about you!
(The babies gasp and shush Daffy and Taz covers his mouth)
Heh-heh, you know Daffy, always kidding, heh-heh, well uh, we gotta go.
(All the babies wave bye to Tweety and say goodbye and they leave, with Bugs and Lola dragging Daffy along, Tweety is left standing confused)
Huh, what? I said the secret was NOT about him.
Something stinks around here and it's not dirty diapers.
Hewwo! Is anybody in there? Hewwo! (Tweety enters the dark room, climbs up a banister up to a handrail) Alwight, I'm tired of all these secwets!
(Tweety goes over to a light switch and as soon as he turns on the lights)
EEveryone
Surprise! Surprise! Happy birthday Tweety!
Supwise? Happy birthday? To me? Oh, you mean you all still wike me?
Of course we like ya doc.
Yeah silly bird, why wouldn't we like you?
This is what all the secwets were about?
Everyone pitched in to give you this surprise party, well, are you surprised?
I sure am Gwanny, this is the best birthday ever.
(Tweety blows a party whistle which causes Sylvester to jump to the celling in fright)
EEveryone
Happy birthday Tweety!
(In the garden room of the house, Bugs and Lola are walking through looking for Sylvester's blankie)
Maybe we should hunt for it here, since we did walk through here on our way back from the playground.
Let's think of this logically, if I were a blanket, where would I hide?
(Bugs pulls some leaves back and sees a grasshopper washing itself)
(The grasshopper sees Bugs looking at it, but then angrily pulls the leaves back)
Eh, no blanket under there, Lola? [as Bugs searched for Lola, African drums are heard] Lola, where’s you go? [to the camera] Alright! Alright! Enough with the drums! [Bugs hears rustling, looks up and sees Lola searching up in the trees] Eh. What’s up, Lola?
No sign of it up here! [yells like Tarzan as she grabs a vine and swings. Bugs ducks low and she lands in the bushes].
(Lola gets up from the bushes and rubs the leaves off her face).
Wow, looking for Sylvester's blanket is a lot of fun [chuckles].
Eh, yeah, but we still haven't found it, I wonder how the others are doing?
(Scene opens at the Baby Looney Tunes' house, with Bugs and Lola looking out the window at something amazing)
(Turns out it was a school bus Bugs and Lola were looking at and some kids were boarding it)
Some kids have all the luck
(Then Bugs and Lola have and idea)
BLBugs & Lola
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
(The two bunnies chuckle)
Let's go ask Granny if we can go to school
(The two race off to find Granny in the kitchen finishing a Gingerbread house)
BLBugs & Lola
Granny, Granny, Granny!
Land sakes kids, What's all the excitement about?
Too young?, we're already potty trained
Bugs? (Lola looks at Bugs knowingly)
Ehh, well uh, almost (Bugs says embarrassed)
I have an idea, if we're too young to go to real school, maybe we can play pretend school!
(Granny thinks about it, while Bugs and Lola tug on her dress)
BLBugs & Lola
Please Granny, Pleeeeease!
(Granny chuckles and pulls her dress away)
I guess it'll be okay [Granny pulls her Gingerbread House from the counter] As soon as I finish icing my Gingerbread House, School is officially in session
(Bugs and Lola cheer and start spinning around Granny, causing her loose her balance and fall to the floor and her Gingerbread house falls on her head, Granny removes some of the house from her eyes while Bugs and Lola come up to her and Lola takes a little taste of what's left of the Gingerbread house)
(All three laugh at the joke)
(Meanwhile in the playroom, Sylvester and Tweety are playing with a ball, while Taz and Daffy are fighting over Harry Gary)
It's mine I tell ya, Mine, Mine, all Mine [Daffy acts like he's saw something] Hey look, It's the tooth fairy
(Taz looks and Daffy snatches Harry Gary of him, Taz groans sadly and begins to cry until, Bugs and Lola come sliding in)
Uh hey you guys, guess what
Granny said we can all play school
(Tweety and Sylvester all gasp excitedly)
(Unintentionally dropping Harry Gray, Taz picks him up and give him a big kiss)
What's so great about school anyway?
Lot's of stuff, you get to learn new things, like how to drink from a water fountain [Bugs stands on his tip-toes and pretends to slurp from a water fountain, once he's done, he gives a big sigh and wipes his mouth]
And make new friends and learn all their names
(Lola slightly pokes Sylvester and he gives a little giggle, Sylvester then runs to Daffy and pokes him as well, then he jumps underneath a pink pillow with only his tail showing, he then comes out with the pillow on top of his head)
There's all kinds of games to play
Taz Lunch time!
(Taz takes a sip from a bottle and gives a big burp, while the wind from his burp unintentionally ruffles Daffy's feathers, Daffy looks at himself)
Yeesh (while un-ruffling his feathers) Lunch, Shmuch, I've got better things to do
(Daffy pulls up his diaper and starts too walk away)
Okay Daffy, But you're gonna miss out on the chance to get lots of attention
(Daffy freezes and looks back)
Alright rabbit, ya got me, I'll give ya 20 seconds, what are you talking about?
'Bold textBugs: I'm talkin' about show and tell Daffy
It's that time in school when you get to talk in front of the whole class
And everyone has to listen to you
(Daffy begins to day dream that he's on a stage talking in front of a crowd while wearing a purple graduation robe and cap)
It all started when I was just an egg, Not just any egg mind you but a little brown speckled one and that, my friends is what makes me so great
(The crowed cheers while flowers and graduation caps are being thrown at Daffy and Daffy gives a bow, the dream cloud puffs as Daffy wakes up and shakes his head, indicating he changed his mind about school)
I love school, now where do I sign up?
(mood quickly changes and everyone heard Tweety crying on the couch, everyone comes up to see what's wrong)
What's the matter Tweety?
I can't go to school with you guys
well, for wone thing, I can't wead or wite, I can't even spell my own wittle name
(Tweety starts crying again and Taz starts cry as well, Daffy [annoyed] shakes his head and covers his ears)
It's alright, You don't have to know everything to go to school
(Taz sniffles)
Yeah, That's why we go to school, so we can learn all those things
All we need is a little practice
Now listen, I'm in charge and what I say goes and I say...!
(Before Bugs could finish there was a strange noise which causes Bugs to gasp and all the other babies to come out of their hiding spots)
(The noise comes again)
I don't know, But I've never heard anything like it before
And I never want to hear anything like it again!
(The noise comes again and scares the babies, the noise seems to be coming out side with the sun setting)
Ehh...It's nuttuin', Probably just a... Cute little forest creature.
(The noise sounds again)
It doesn't sound so little to me.
And definootily not cute.
(The noise comes again)
D-D-Don't you think you should do something Bugs?
Me? Uh...yeah hee hee uh, no sweat, uh all's I gotta do it...
(The noise comes again but sounds even louder now)
(Bugs does exactly that and rushes over to the window and closes it and let's the window shade down as well)
What ya can't hear, can't hurt ya.
(But the noise comes through again and the window shade clatters up, this makes the babies all frighted again)
What's the matter with you fella? Let's have some fun!
(Bugs puts the CD player on and it plays a upbeat version of the Baby Looney Tunes Theme song, Bugs dances along and the other babies soon join in, but as they were dancing, Bugs accidentally knocks the CD player off the table and it falls to the floor and the music switches off leaving the babies all sad again, They all didn't notice the sun setting behind them and causes their shadows to become bigger and as the shadows reach the wall, the noise comes back again)
Sounds like some sort of Boogie-Woogie Monster.
A Five-headed Boogie-Woogie Monster!
(As the noise continues the shadows change into all sorts of scary shapes, first the shadow changes into a creature with sharp teeth and four arms)
Ooh, What huge haiwy teeth it has!
(It soon changes again, into a round shape with and scary stair, big teeth and horns on it's head)
It's bigger than the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk!
(It changes again into a ghostly shape)
With a seriously bad attitude!
(The shadow soon turns into a monster and appears on the roof, Sylvester crouches down and covers his eyes in fear)
T-T-Tell me when it's gone
(The sun soon sets behind the trees and the shadow vanishes)
(Sylvester cautiously uncovers one eye and looks up and sees that everything is Okay, he stands up)
See, Nuttin' to be afraid of.
Oh Gwacious! Taz is gone!
But he was just here, wasn't he?
Tazzie, Olly Olly, oxen free!
(The babies search everywhere for Taz, Lola searches under a bed, Bugs looks in a laundry basket but finds nothing but a sock, Sylvester looks behind pictures and Tweety looks under a rug, the scene cuts to the kitchen where Daffy is looking for Taz in the pots and pans, The babies all regroup all given up searching for Taz when the strange noise comes again, The babies all look at the door and realise that Taz must have gone outside, The babies all open the door and one by one they all peak their heads outside, First Bugs, Then Tweety and Lola, then Sylvester and finally Daffy, they all find Taz's foot prints on the path and they seem to be heading to the forest)
Do you think whatever's out there...(Gulps)...Is gonna get him?
Not if I can find him first!
Go out there?, alone?, No way!
Granny put you in charge.
Ehh...Right, I-I'm suppose to take care of everybody.
(And with that, Bugs walks out the door and goes in search of Taz)
That is the bravest thing I ever saw, Say... if he doesn't come back, can I be the boss?
(Lola looks angrily at Daffy)
(Little did the babies know, Granny was looking out the window as she saw everything, knowing that Bugs has gone looking for Taz, and so she continues painting what appears to be a red bird house)
(Meanwhile, out in the woods, Bugs was still looking for Taz, but he was feeling a little scared, knowing that he's out alone in the woods at night, as an owl hoots in the distance, Bugs becomes even more afraid)
Taz?, That you old b-b-buddy?, heh heh, uh, come out of there Taz.
(A wolf howls in the distance)
(At that moment, Bugs stops as he sees a trail of leaves on the path, still feeling scared, he tries to keep going, but it feels like something is following him with the leaves rustling until, there came the noise again and it was louder that before)
(This scared Bugs so much that he ran away screaming in fear, he soon reached a tree and thinking that the creature was following him, he went round and round in circles until he tripped on a rock which cause him to tumble down and eventually stopped, he then heard the leaves rustling again and was surprised Lola, Sylvester, Tweety and Daffy running around tree as well)
Hey, Hey, Hold it! What are you doin' out here?
We decided we couldn't let you go alone.
We couldn't let you face that beast by yourself.
And your bravery made us brave.
Ehh... hee, I wasn't chasin', I was uh runnin', I was runnin' scared.
(The noise comes again causing the babies to gasp with fright and Daffy to jump in Bug's arms)
So, let's run scared together!
(The noise sounds) sounds like it's right over there! (unintentionally drops Daffy)
(Bugs makes his way to the bushes, moves the branches and gives a delightful smile)
This is unbelievable, come here!
(The rest of the babies walk over to the bushes and were surprised to discover that the creature was non other than Taz and the noise seemed to come from his horn)
(The babies race over to Taz who was still playing his horn, but when Bugs came over, Taz stops playing and hides his horn behind his back)
Ehh... What's the matter?
Oh... Taz horn make Bugs mad, Taz don't want make Bugs mad... Oh ho
(Bugs realised that Taz was talking about when Taz and blowing his horn too loudly in front of Taz and Bugs snatched it off him)
I'm awful sorry about that Taz (Bugs walks up to Taz) You play anywhere you wanna, anytime you wanna, anyway you wanna.
(Taz then resumes playing his horn and this time, Bugs doesn't mind)
Bugs, Lola, Olly Olly Oxen free!
(The babies soon come out of their hiding spots and run over to Sylvester)
You gotta help me, Something terrible's happened in the kitchen
There's this big jar see, and one minute it's full of cookies and then, it isn't.
I ate 'em, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! (Sylvester breaks down crying on Bug's knees)
Eh, there's only one thing to do and that's tell Granny the truth, come on.
(Before they could leave, Daffy blocks their way)
Granny worked her fingers to the bone baking those cookies, slaving all day at a hot stove, You know how much she loves you, If she found out you ate them, it'll break her heart.
Oh, one of the usual suspects, (Daffy walks pass Bugs and makes his way to Tweety), Nah, too innocent, (walks over to Lola) Too good, (walks over to Taz who has his tongue sticking out) Too obvious, (finally making his way to a mirror) Aha! him!(But soon realises it's his own reflection), oop, my mistake, too trustworthy.
(At that moment, Granny walks in with the empty jar)
Oh my, does anyone know who ate all the cookies?
(Sylvester[still to ashamed to admit it] hides his head in a pink bucket)
Eh, as a master of fact--
(interrupting) We do, it was ahhh, a beast yeah and oh, what a beast it was!
My Stars, What was it like?
It was humongulous, A chocolate chip chomper, it smelled those chocolatey chips and chomped them.
Oh, that sounds just terrible, did you see it Tweety?
Poor guy, he's scared speechless
Was it simply dreadful Lola dear?
Tell her about it's teeth
Bigger than the Big Bad Wolf's.
You mean, every time I bake cookies that beast will eat them?
Then I'll bake a batch right away so I can see this beast myself
(Granny walks out of the playroom and Sylvester takes the bucket off)
Nice move Daff, We shoulda told the truth when we had the chance.
What are we gonna do now?
Granny wants to see a monster, Granny's gonna see a monster.
(After eating a lot of cookies, the babies now felt very sick)
(sighs) I never want to see another cookie
(Daffy turns back knowing that they'll have to do it again, but this time Bugs has an idea)
Hold it, the only way to keep this beast from beating us is for us to beat it.
Oh Gwanny, come see, huwwy!
(Tweety runs and joins the others)
(Granny comes in holding a jar full of recently bakes cookies, she looks around and suddenly sees the "beast" that's been eating all her cookies growling and roaring at her)
Gracious sakes, there it is!
Eh, Never fear Granny, I'll take care of it.
(The "beast" still roaring makes it's way to Bugs and Granny, but Bugs is ready to fight it)
Take that and this and that too!, back you beast back!
My goodness Bugs, how brave.
Back, back! (then, unintentionally destroyed it's face) Eh, would you look at that, hee hee, I'm uh, tearing him to pieces.
(The face comes off to reveal Daffy as he looks at the audience)
(And with that, the monster falls apart reviling the other babies)
Um, Granny, There's something we gotta tell ya
(trying to make an excuse) It ate us, yeah! that's right, we were trapped in it's tummy, but we uh-- we uh-- Oh
Granny, there never was a Chocolate Chip Chomper.
I didn't do it!, The diaper was dirty was dirty when I got there!
Calm down Daffy, you were just dreaming.
Oh, oh yeah, I was dreaming that the rain stopped and the sun came out and we all went outside to play.
We could pway a game inside.
But we've already played with every toy in the nursery.
DBDaffy, Bugs and Lola
Too many!
If only something fun would happen, then we wouldn't be so bored.
