Kono?
Blanksville.
Danno?
Double blanksville.
Chin Ho Kelly strikes again!
Shut up and sit down.
TV show quotes
Characters
Steve McGarrettJack Lord · 49 quotes
Danno WilliamsJames MacArthur · 12 quotes
Chin Ho KellyKam Fong · 10 quotes
KKKono KalakauaGilbert Lani "Zulu" Kauhi · 8 quotes
CharliePaul Collins · 4 quotes
Wo FatKhigh Dhiegh · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Steve McGarrett & Danno Williams (9), Steve McGarrett & Kono Kalakaua (5), Steve McGarrett & Chin Ho Kelly (4)
Kono?
Blanksville.
Danno?
Double blanksville.
Chin Ho Kelly strikes again!
Shut up and sit down.
[McGarrett and HPD trap an intelligence agent who tailed McGarrett on Brent’s orders]
Book him.
Wait a minute. You can’t do that!
Book him!
[McGarrett drives off]
[grinning] Mister, right now I’d hate to be your boss.
You have any idea of the red tape involved in getting an out-of-state body exhumed for autopsy?
Yes, sir. That’s why I came directly to the Attorney General.
In that case, the difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes us a little longer.
How much longer?
McGarrett, at times I get the distinct impression you think I work for you.
Oh no, sir.
You’re certain?
Oh yes, sir.
I’m glad one of us is.
You know, it's a funny thing. I'm used to Intelligence playing it cool. Really cool. But you seem more interested in a quiet funeral than in finding out who killed your man.
You go ahead and think what you like, McGarrett.
Thanks. I usually do.
Everybody knows that Steve McGarrett only takes orders from the Governor and God -- and occasionally even they have trouble.
[Governor sees McGarrett in dirty work clothes]
What’s the get-up for?
Well, sir...
Don’t tell me. Keep those work clothes handy. You may need them on your next job.
Well, what shall we drink to, Steven?
You name it, huh?
To cops.
To hippies.
Peace?
Peace.
I don't like it. One stray shot on that deck and "Pow" -- 250,000 barrels of diesel. All of Honolulu harbor could go up.
You wanna live forever?
Uh-huh. I sure do.
{after his latest victim dies} "Boring to the Last Breath....[Slightly misquoting Shakespeare] Full fathom five the widow lies; and Of her bones are coral made; Those are pearls that were her eyes; Nothing of her now that doth fade, But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange. Sea-nymphs hourly ring her knell: Hark! now I hear them - Ding-dong, bell.
[to McGarrett] Confucius once said, "We got a winner, boss."
There's no law that can force the rich to get richer.
Well, there should be.
Anytime we can help you find another missing person, let us know. Peace, brother.
I don't like it.
Nobody asked you. [pause] Make up a complete cover history for her with documents to prove it. Can you have them by noon tomorrow?
Sure. Forgery was my best subject.
What do you know about laundry marks?
Well, some of my best ancestors are Chinese.
And then?
Then use your imagination and training. You’re a rich haole lady, and you want to disappear. What would you do?
Man, that would take a whole lot of imagination!
{To his next prospective victim after she drops her poisoned glass}: "The Truth of the matter is...we's getting ready to Kill you"
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