"The year, ___1868________. The place, ___Little Bighorn, Montana_________." ~Father Time
Characters
Loud KiddingtonCody Ruegger · 28 quotes
Father TimeFrank Welker · 16 quotes
FroggoNathan Ruegger · 15 quotes
Charity BazaarLaraine Newman · 14 quotes
ToastTress MacNeille · 14 quotes
Miss InformationLaraine Newman · 11 quotes
Fetch8 quotes
Lucky BobJeff Bennett · 7 quotes
Pepper MillsTress MacNeille · 7 quotes
Cho-Cho6 quotes
Aka PellaCree Summer · 5 quotes
Christopher Columbus5 quotes
René Descartes5 quotes
Chit ChattersonBilly West · 4 quotes
HHannibal4 quotes
KCKid Chorus4 quotes
LLoretta4 quotes
Sammy Melman4 quotes
Andrew Jackson3 quotes
DHDoc Holiday3 quotes
GSGeneral Sherman3 quotes
IBIvar the Boneless3 quotes
LLisa3 quotes
Lydia KaraokeNora Dunn · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Loud Kiddington & Fetch (8), Loud Kiddington & Father Time (5), Loud Kiddington & Pepper Mills (4)
"We're walkin', we're walkin'..." ~Miss Information
"SHEESH! WHAT A GROUCH!!" ~Loud Kiddington
"I'm not happy." ~Charity Bazaar
"What's the dilly-o wit' dat?" ~Aka Pella
"Bummer!" ~Toast
"Heeey! You're not __Haggen or Dazs______________! (Gypola/Ripoffski!)" ~Pepper Mills
"Hi-yo!", "Yes now!" ~Lucky Bob, quoting Ed McMahon
"Owwww!" ~Pule Houser
"Shut up!" ~Nostradamus
Anybody got any lozenges?
[From a Kids' WB! promo]
Watch Histeria!, on Kids' W--
Hold it! "His! His! His!" It's always about guys! What about Hersteria!?
Whoa...
Like, you always hear about the fronitersmen. What happened to the frontierswomen?
Whoa...
And Thomas Jefferson? What about Thomas Jeffer's daughter?
I never thought of that. Hey, how about Florence Nightengale, and Lawrence Nightengale?
It's only fair!
[From another Kids' WB! promo]
For the greatest ideas in history, check out a library. But for the funniest idea in history, check out...
HISTERIA!
WSWorld's Oldest Woman
This is a library!
OOthers
Shhhhhhhh!
Watch Histeria!, weekday mornings on Kids' WB!
WSWorld's Oldest Woman
...at home, where you can laugh as loud as you want.
BETTER!
The Attack of the Vikings
My brothers and I are leaving on a six-month loot and pillage of England, and we're looking for a ship with a savage countenance.
Well, Boney, you've come to the right place! I've just the thing - one of our big, BIG sellers! On sale today only, we call it the terrifying King of the Jungle! [reveals a ship with a kitten figurehead]
It's a kitty!
No, it's a ferocious jungle cat! ROARR!
It's a kitty! I can't invade England with a kitty on the front of my boat!
Are you kidding? This thing will strike terror in their souls! It will send people running!
Only if they're allergic to kitties. I need something fierce!
He's fierce!
He's smiling!
No he's not!
That's one of those inscrutible little kitty smiles!
No, he's thinking!
[sarcastically] Oh, thinking! Great! "Here come the Vikings, they're going to think us to death! Oh, my brain's filled with thoughts! Run for your lives!"
Now now, Boneless baby, look at those eyes! They say, "I'm angry!" They say, "I'm dangerous!" They say--
They say, "Meow," he's a happy little kitten!
I happen to know he's not the least bit happy. He's actually rather sad.
Oh, even better! "Run everyone! Here come the Sad Kitty Vikings! Look out or we'll depress you! Ooooh!"
Okay, you want something fierce?
Well, that's the concept! Something that'll strike fear and make entire nations surrender and bow to us!
I have just what you're looking for - the dreaded dragon! [reveals a figurehead of a duckling]
No, that's not a dragon.
Sure it is; a fire-breathing dragon! ROARR!
No it's not, it's a duckie!
Excuse me! Hello? A duckie? Earth to Boneless! That's a fire-breathing dragon!
With a beak and feathers?!
Have you ever seen a real dragon?
No.
They have beaks and feathers!
Not on my ship, they don't!
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