Okay, ladies and gents, this is what we get paid the medium bucks for.
All S1
Characters
Jack HudsonYannick Bisson · 29 quotes
MylesTed Atherton · 29 quotes
Bobby ManningRick Peters · 27 quotes
Sue ThomasDeanne Bray · 22 quotes
Lucy DotsonEnuka Okuma · 17 quotes
Tara WilliamsTara Samuel · 13 quotes
Dimitrius GansMarc Gomes · 10 quotes
Darcy D'AngeloPolly Shannon · 3 quotes
JaniceJayne Eastwood · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Jack Hudson & Sue Thomas (16), Myles & Bobby Manning (14), Jack Hudson & Bobby Manning (13)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
I want you to get back in there with him. Keep trying to turn him as long as we've got.
You saw how it went. All he did was shrug off his problems and make passes at me. You could have done that well without being able to communicate with him at all.
Well, I doubt he would have made passes at me.
[Watching Sue and Troy communicating in American Sign Language]
Thousands of dollars worth of surveillance equipment. They're carrying on a conversation, and we are completely clueless.
Hmm. Little window into what they must feel like sometimes, eh?
[The team is watching a surveillance video of a bank robber dressed as Santa Claus.]
I've seen that face before.
And that round little belly. I hear it shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly.
My intelligence sources say he works with a group of reindeer--the gang of eight.
Yeah, and their leader's a young buck, Rudolph, code name Red-Nose.
There's two things you don't mess with: Elvis and Santa.
All right, this is serious. We are talking about armed bank robbery here.
All right, Myles is right.
Oh, bah, humbug.
We promise we won't make fun of Santa anymore.
[Myles turns back to the screen.]
Because if we did, we might get coal in our stockings.
[Bobby laughs. Myles turns and looks at Sue.]
Sorry, it just slipped out.
[Myles throws down his papers and walks away.]
Oh, Merry Christmas, Ebenezer!
[Bobby has been assigned a lunch meeting with a reporter.]
TGTed Garrett
She has an agenda, and it doesn't match ours. So walk softly and carry a big 'no comment'.
No worries.
[Ted Garrett exits.]
I can take care of her, boys. It's the accent. Gets 'em every time.
[Bobby exits.]
She's gonna put him on a barbie and have him for lunch.
Yeah.
Righto, look, can we just um--declare a truce here? I mean, after all, it is Christmas, right? Peace on earth, goodwill toward men. And--and women.
So, we should be nice to each other once a year because it's good business for Madison Avenue? Christmas is just a commercial charade perpetuated by a capitalistic society.
Yes, that's much better. I think you're starting to capture the spirit perfectly. And to think, some people believe you're cold and cynical.
[After the team has spent hours looking through mountains of paperwork, Myles holds up a paper in front of Jack. Jack glances at it, then glances at Myles and back.]
Myles, if you were anyone else, I would kiss you right now.
If you were anyone else, I might let you.
Somebody give Myles a kiss. I think he found our needle.
Levi?
[Levi looks at Myles and whines];;
[holds up hands] It's okay.
[Jack, Sue, Bobby and Levi (Sue's hearing dog) are in a car. Jack is driving.]
I thought you knew where the British Embassy was.
I do. It's right around the corner.
That's what you said three laps ago.
Just look at the map.
Don't do it. Not worth the humility.
Real men don't need maps.
Oh give it to me. I don't have the "male map phobia" gene.
Hey, who's putting half-eaten donuts back in the box?
That isn't half-eaten. I ate the other half, which made that half completely eaten. That half isn't eaten at all, making it wholly uneaten.
Just because you're out of a job does not mean that I can't slap that adorable little smirk off your face, special agent Manning.
Whoa, did I hear you just say 'adorable'?
Can we get back on track? You seem to have forgotten your career is in shambles.
DDDarcy D'Angelo (Bobby's girlfriend)
Don't fill up on pizza. Bobby's cooking. He's been working on a wonderful recipe for Rock Cornish Hen.
[incredulously] Bobby's what?
[Quietly, to Lucy] This is the man who told me he wanted to move the stove out of the kitchen to make room for a pinball machine.
How do you do it?
How do I do what?
You look so refreshed! You were here when I left last night for thirty minutes of tossing and turning on an incredibly uncomfortable Bureau-issued cot. When I got back you were still here.
Well, the noise doesn't bother her so she probably takes catnaps.
Myles! That is the most-!
Oh, save it. [He leaves]
It's true, I do take catnaps. But I tell Levi they're "dognaps". Right, Levi?
[Myles is watching a terrorist be interrogated]
How's it goin'?
When they were handing out the "evil gene" this guy must've been fighting to get to the front of the line up.
Hakim flipped on Abdul, Abdul flipped on Hakim, and Khayyat flipped on everyone, including himself.
Everybody's singin'! It's like an opera.
Music to my ears.
[to Sue] That's a man for you: the world's coming to an end and he's scalping tickets.
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