McGee and Me! quotes

You come down my alleyway, throwin' cans at me, you better have some kinda peace offering.

Huh?

Money, stupid!

C'mon kid. Just go up there and rap on one of those windows, and we'll be heroes!

Were there any animals? [Referring to Nick's encounter with the "crazy Indian" man living on their block.]

Yeah, there were animals everywhere, but, see—

I knew it! Did you see him eating any?

Well... he had a rabbit.

He had a rabbit! He was eating a rabbit?"

Well, it was alive.

He was eating a live rabbit?!"

Well, yeah, I guess. Yeah, yeah, it was alive, whatever was left of it.

[lounging in a pan of water while Nick sweeps the porch] Uh, this is real good, us helping like this, yes-siree-Bob. Y'know it's like I always say—uhh, you missed a spot—what you sow, you shall sweep.

[still sweeping while a racoon splashes McGee] McGee, why don't you do something to help?

[indicating the racoon] I'd love to, old bean, but the Lone Ranger here has offered to help me bathe.

[grinning] Sure, they always wash their food before they eat it.

Right-o, they always wash their [suddenly alarmed] FOOD?! [starts screaming]

[showing Nick's entry envelope with drawing of McGee] And for those of you who think this show ain't art, take a look at this.

[to Nick] Congratulations, Mister Hollywood. So where's the shades?

Now why would I hide a face like this with shades?

You're right. Better get him a paper bag!

God gives strength to the humble, but He flattens the hotshots.

It's like I always say: "If you think you're a hotshot, watch out for gameshows with choc-o-late."

[grinning] No, It's more like, "If you don't stop making jokes so bad, watch out for a slamming sketch pad".

A valiant effort, earthlings. But that was only a three dimensional projection of my pod! Moo-hoo-ha-ha!

[reciting the ad] First, there was Dawn of the Blood Freaks. Then Day of the Blood Freaks. Then Twilight. But now, as the shadows begin to fall, it's Night of the Blood Freaks!

Absolutely not!

But, Mom!

Why would you wanna go see a gross movie like that, anyway?

'Cause he's gross!

It's not that bad. Besides, everybody else gets to go see it. Come on, please.

[to Nick] "Please" what?

[to Dad] Nicholas wants to go see a movie with Louis.

Oh sure, why not? What's it rated? Hello?

It's a real classic. Night of the Blood Freaks, part four.

[meekly] In 3-D.

No way. Absolutely not!

But, Dad!

Honey, we don't want you filling your mind with tat kind of garbage, you know that!

But, Mom!

I told you!

SHUT UP!!!!!

[shocked] Nicholas?

WELL, WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ONE WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING?!?!

Nicholas.

[mockingly] "You can't do this, you can't do that!"

One more word out of you, young man.

IT'S NOT FAIR! EVERYBODY ELSE GETS TO GO SEE IT, BUT I HAVE TO SIT AROUND WITH A BUNCH OF---

[interrupting him] NICHOLAS!

THAT'S IT! Now you don't talk that way in this home. Go to your room, you're grounded!

[Brushing his teeth] Hello, Nick.

Go smell your socks.

Wound up a bit tight tonight, aren't we? Oh, I know. Look, kid, you watch movies like that long enough, and pretty soon they'll stick a sign on your head that says, "Dump site".

What are you, some kind of film critic or something?

Well, as a matter of fact--

You call that fun? Why don't you just stick your head in a garbage can or something?

'Cause then I'd have to room with you!

Meet me over by that Buick.

Let's just go to the theater.

That's not what Blue Fox would do.

Yeah and Blue Fox's mom wouldn't chase him around the kitchen either.