Johnny Bravo quotes

Johnny

[running] Did you see a gorilla around here?

No.

Johnny

Did you see a gorilla around here?

No.

Johnny

Did you see a gorilla around here?

[flirtatious tone] No.

Johnny

Did you see a... [pauses and runs backwards]

Gorilla?

Johnny

Hey there hot mama, you wouldn't happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you?

Johnny

Yeah. She wants me.

Your mamma's so big she wore high heels and struck oil...your face is so ugly it could make onions cry.

Johnny

Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?

He didn't mean to hurt anyone. Did you, Mister Johnny?

Johnny

Of course not, kid. I wouldn't hurt a fly.

It's a lie. It's a lie!

Chronos

[seeing his clocks destroyed] NO! My clocks! The time...! The time!

Chronos

What are you doing in my cave, son? Didn't you see the signs? It says "stay out".

Johnny

No. It says, "Do not enter without--"

Chronos

Shut up, kid. I know what it says. Do you have any idea who I am?

Johnny

A bear in the woods.

Chronos

Of course, I'm a bear in the woods! But I'm not just any bear. [dramatically] I am Chronos! Master of all time! [thunder and lightning cracks]

Johnny

Good for you. Well, you know, I was just lookin' for my mama, and I should be...

Johnny

Man! You have smelled yourself?

Chronos

You fool! Don't you understand what I'm telling you? I control all time! Here, I'll prove it to you! [presses several buttons on a device]

At the town, the time will be exactly 8:35 and 3 seconds.

Chronos

You're wrong! It's 8:36 and 12 seconds! [to Johnny] See? I'm Chronos! Master of all time! [thunder and lightning cracks] Do you know what my favorite magazine is?

Johnny

Young Bride?

Chronos

No. It's Time. Someday, I'm going to be on the cover.

Johnny

Well, I'm happy for you and all, mister, but I gotta--

Chronos

Where do you think you're going? You're in big trouble, kid. You woke me up early from my hibernation.

Johnny

No, I didn't. You see that clock? It's midnight.

Chronos

That's a VCR, kid! Not even I, Chronos, master of all time can set one of those... [sees Johnny running away] things.

Johnny

What are you doing?

Chronos

I'm afraid I'm going to have to eat you, kid.

Johnny

Uh, you don't wanna eat me, bear. See, I'm too pretty to eat.

Chronos

You don't understand, kid. I'm hungry. I haven't eaten in six months. Ever tried that, son?

Johnny

No.

Chronos

Being master of all time, I must strictly adhere to my set schedule. Am I reaching you, kid?

Johnny

No.

Chronos

See this? This is my yearly calendar. Sleep and eat. Eat and sleep. Am I sleeping?

Johnny

No.

Chronos

Well then, guess who's coming to dinner.

My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!

Johnny

My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!

Johnny

Jinkies? Isn't that a breakfast cereal?

May I help you, sir?

Johnny

Table for two, please.

I'm sorry, sir. We only serve humans.

Wait a minute! Aren't you Mike Stevens?

Why, yes.

You went to college with my father.

Oh my gosh! Carol? Oh, wow! I didn't even recognize you. Oh my goodness! You've gotten so big.

You say that to all of the antelope. You look great, Mike.

Would you eat them with a fox?

Johnny

If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get that stuff away from my face.

Johnny

That's it, kid! I've had enough! I'm really sick of all this stuff! I don't want cookies, can't ya see? Now get your stuff away from me! I will not buy them, not one box. I will not eat them with a fox. I will not buy a peanut swirl. I will not buy it, little girl. I will not eat them on a boat, with a goat, or in a coat. You drive me nuts! It's really true! I've really had enough of you. You've got until the count of 3 to go away and let me be. 1-

Johnny

I may be late honey, but I'm looking good.

Johnny

Sorry, Magilla. Just following orders.

[while playing pin the tail on the donkey] This is so much fun I can't remember the last time I was blindfolded. Oh wait... yes I can! [giggles]