My sweet chip chips.
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Too much tobacco and sexuality!
Tom, it's Pipe Camp, live a little!
JJoy
GET MY BOYS TO BASS FEST ..... NOWWWWWWWWWW!!! (room shakes from her thunderous voice)
TPTom Peters
To The People Of The Future...Shoot.
I think I liked you better dead Jeffy
Coach Harris (played by Gary Bucy): I have never seen a more pathetic display of female cowardice and womanly stupidity!!
CHCoach Harris
Damn it Brendon, what the hell is wrong with you? Have you ever thought about going home and prancing around in your mama's Sunday dress, or wearing her panties, or putting on one of those cotton ponies? You're a sissy bitch, Brendon. Just like your father.
CHCoach Harris
How dare you open your mouth around me. You piece of trash. You worthless excuse for a motherfucking equipment boy. Don't you ever tell me how to coach these boys, or I'll cut off your head and shit in your neck whistle.
Great set man, cool really cool.
Well alright.
Uh Tom Peters here, umm I live around the area. Here bro umm I just want to tell you, your music's wonderful.
Well thank you brother I think you're wonderful haha.
Hahaha
Great man
Cool (Thinking In Head: I'd give my left thumb to be this guy's manager). Ah man you must be making a killing out here with these great tunes right bro?
I'm a little bit done on my luck. To tell you the truth I..you know they kicked me out of house and home because of this damn waterbed galleria.
Uh what do you mean, you live here on the boardwalk?
Yeah bro it's a real bummer.
Uh that doesn't sound fair.
A waterbed doesn't anybody who wants a waterbed have one already, that's my take on it. Haha ahh damn.
Ahh well tell you what Saxman, I may have a quick fix uhh my wife is out of town right now visiting her ex-husband, eh shoots she really doesn't like me having men stay over.
Oh boy
Tom': Well uh I can set you up in my son's pup tent you know, for a while umm you know what? I can go ahead and talk to the mayor about getting a relocation plan together I guess.
Ah that is so sweet man that is so good of you.
Wow Lou, I gotta tell you this is just one heck of a.
LLou
Hahaha Oh baby I knew you were a waterbed man.
I certainly am.
Oh I'm sorry, should've knocked.
No it's fine Lou is just installing my new waterbed here.
Alright well, I'll just come on back here tomorrow.
LLou
Alright get your ass over here and take this bitch for a test drive.
Oops
LLou
Easy there. Ok. One two.
That's good thank you.
It's just like an amusement park ride Tom.
Umm getting a little seasick here.
LLou
Hahah
Ah that was fun. Thanks for stopping by.
Um I'm sorry. I actually have a problem I'd like to discuss.
Great I love problems
Well um I'm managing a musician here and um he's actually being forced to evacuate because of Lou's Waterbed Galleria.
(Sings) I'd like to hear that CD-R. (Spoken) Mmmm Tom you've got something special here.
He actually plays the windchism himself on that track.
Oh boy. Listen to that melody.
LLou
Wow this is really awful guys.
Lou you gotta be kidding me here. Uh this music is just beautiful. He's just gotta play at your waterbed grand opening.
Oh ah ok. It's not really what I had in mind but uh yeah I'm sure we'd be interested in playing live. Uh as long as Lou doesn't have problem with it.
LLou
Lou come on now tot da tot the saxophone. Honka honka the saxophone. Tip-aty tip-aty top saxophone a go honka honka I don't like it.
I'm sorry Tom I just don't think Lou can visualize the power of the saxman with just a CD-R.
Hmm let me think, alright well this is just a brainstorm.
Ok
But ahh what if I directed a video of the saxman that way we could show.
Mmmmmmm Mm Mmm (Whispers) I love it.
(sighs) Alright here we go again. Now Saxman just try and focus with me here. Action!
Ahh cut. Cuuuut!
Wha..what's wrong now Saxman?
Well I'm just used to playing with my shirt off you know. The shirt is just confining, I just have such wind when I when I blow that I need to. Can I. Bust out.
Yeah I guess. Let's get some shirtless takes haha. Let's roll again.
Roll again.
Back to one.
Ok....Cut cut cut cut.
Ahhh what is it now Saxman?
I just feel uncomfortable.
Why?
Well I think it's that I'm the only one with my shirt off now and that puts me totally out of balance with the flow and vibe of the mood and I'm trying to bring it, you see and it's not being brought.
Ahhh.
Would you take your shirt off to. Just to keep me company.
Uhh ok. (Tom removes his shirt)
Great.
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