[First lines of the series]
[Soldiers are playing cards in the deserted Gate Room]
Oh, man, this hand's as lousy as this detail. All right everybody, in or out?
TV show quotes
Characters
Jack O'NeillRichard Dean Anderson · 752 quotes
Daniel JacksonMichael Shanks · 433 quotes
Samantha CarterAmanda Tapping · 349 quotes
Teal'cChristopher Judge · 180 quotes
Cameron MitchellBen Browder · 128 quotes
Vala Mal DoranClaudia Black · 90 quotes
George HammondDon S. Davis · 77 quotes
Jacob CarterCarmen Argenziano · 32 quotes
Bra'tacTony Amendola · 26 quotes
Hank LandryBeau Bridges · 25 quotes
Jonas QuinnCorin Nemec · 24 quotes
Martin LloydWillie Garson · 21 quotes
Ba'alCliff Simon · 17 quotes
Rodney McKayDavid Hewlett · 15 quotes
Harry MaybourneTom McBeath · 14 quotes
PDPrior-Daniel13 quotes
ThorMark Gibbon · 13 quotes
UrgoDom DeLuise · 13 quotes
Janet FraiserTeryl Rothery · 12 quotes
FDr. Felger11 quotes
EWElizabeth Weir11 quotes
Bill LeeBill Dow · 9 quotes
Walter HarrimanGary Jones · 9 quotes
ApophisPeter Williams · 8 quotes
Aris BochSam J. Jones · 8 quotes
CDr. Coombs8 quotes
ACAlt. Dr. Carter7 quotes
ONO'Neill Clone7 quotes
MonkTerry Chen · 7 quotes
RRepliCarter7 quotes
ACAlt. Colonel Jonathan J. O'Neill6 quotes
AnubisDavid Palffy · 6 quotes
DirectorPeter DeLuise · 6 quotes
HathorSuanne Braun · 6 quotes
AniseVanessa Angel · 5 quotes
Her'akMichael Adamthwaite · 5 quotes
Joe SpencerDan Castellaneta · 5 quotes
NerusMaury Chaykin · 5 quotes
Oma DesalaMel Harris · 5 quotes
Paul DavisColin Cunningham · 5 quotes
Sen. KinseyRonny Cox · 5 quotes
AAdria4 quotes
AJAlt. Dr. Jackson4 quotes
BBregman4 quotes
CRCapt. Rogers4 quotes
Carolyn LamLexa Doig · 4 quotes
CLCatherine Langford4 quotes
GGilmore4 quotes
MerlinMatthew Walker · 4 quotes
ShifuNancy Gates · 4 quotes
AWAirman WellsJulius Chapple · 3 quotes
CHCadet Hailey3 quotes
CamulusSteve Bacic · 3 quotes
CassandraColleen Rennison · 3 quotes
CDCol. Dixon3 quotes
Col. ReynoldsEric Breker · 3 quotes
CVCol. Vaselov3 quotes
CCColonel Cromwell3 quotes
CTCouncillor Travell3 quotes
BDr. Balinsky3 quotes
MDr. Michaels3 quotes
ElliotCourtenay J. Stevens · 3 quotes
ELErnest Littlefield3 quotes
Frank SimmonsJohn de Lancie · 3 quotes
FreyrBrian Jensen · 3 quotes
General VidrineSteven Williams · 3 quotes
HamiltonHrothgar Mathews · 3 quotes
JacekFred Willard · 3 quotes
K'tanoRick Worthy · 3 quotes
LLoki3 quotes
MCMa'chello3 quotes
MTMaj. Thornbird3 quotes
MerrinBritt Irvin · 3 quotes
NBNick Ballard3 quotes
PGPuppet Gen. Hammond3 quotes
RARen'au3 quotes
Richard WoolseyRobert Picardo · 3 quotes
RigarDaryl Shuttleworth · 3 quotes
RMRobert Makepeace3 quotes
RDr. Rothman3 quotes
SelmakJoy Coghill · 3 quotes
S1SG-13 quotes
SSiler3 quotes
SylvanaHaley Beauchamp · 3 quotes
SSSylvester SilerDan Shea · 3 quotes
TanithPeter Wingfield · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Jack O'Neill & Daniel Jackson (209), Jack O'Neill & Samantha Carter (189), Daniel Jackson & Samantha Carter (103)
[First lines of the series]
[Soldiers are playing cards in the deserted Gate Room]
Oh, man, this hand's as lousy as this detail. All right everybody, in or out?
[O'Neill has tossed a Kleenex box through the Stargate to Abydos as a message to Jackson]
What if the aliens get it?
Well, they could be blowing their noses right now.
Oh, here we go. Another scientist. General, please.
Theoretical astrophysicist.
Which means?
Which means she's smarter than you are, Colonel. Especially in matters related to the Stargate.
I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside, doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.
Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.
Colonel, I logged over 100 hours in enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you? Or are we going to have to arm wrestle?
[While examining the DHD on Abydos]
Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it. It took us 15 years and 3 supercomputers to MacGyver a system for the gate on Earth. Look how small it is!
[Carter is meeting Daniel Jackson for the first time.]
Dr. Jackson, I presume.
I can save these people!!
[Teal'c points his staff weapon at Jack.]
Help me! [pause, quieter] Help me.
Many have said that.
[Teal'c suddenly turns and shoots another Jaffa. Then tosses O'Neill his staff weapon.]
But you are the first I believe could do it!
[Teal'c has betrayed Apophis and all the refugees have fled, leaving him standing forlornly in the chamber.]
Hey, come on!
I have nowhere to go.
For this you can stay at my place, let's go!
[Teal'c pulls up his shirt and the infant Goa'uld comes out of the pouch]:
What the hell is that?!
It is an infant Goa'uld, the larval form of the gods. I have carried one since I was a child, as all Jaffa carry one.
Well, get it out of there.
In exchange for carrying the infant Goa'uld into maturity, a Jaffa receives perfect health and long life. If I were to remove it, I would eventually die.
Hell, if I were you, I'd take my chances.
[Daniel and Sam are discussing whether or not the Stargate can go to other planets.]
I'm no astrophysicist, but isn't it possible that planets can drift apart?
I knew I'd like you.
You mean I'm right?
You know, I'm kind of partial to P3575 if you don't mind taking P3A577.
No I'll take 577.
I'm not married to it.
No, no it's_
I want to be fair about it. How about we flip for it?
How 'bout you go where I tell you!
So this iris is gonna hold, right?
Pure titanium less than three micrometers from the event horizon. It won't even allow matter to fully reintegrate.
[Looks blankly at Carter for a moment] ...So this iris is gonna hold, right?
If it doesn't, the fail-safe device will detonate, this whole mountain will vaporize and there'll be nothing to worry about.
Ah, good! I feel much better.
Like bugs on windshield.
I will pledge my allegiance to this world.
I'm just not sure that's ever going to be enough for them to trust you. To be honest with you, I think they're scared of you.
I understand.
You must be used to that by now, huh?
I am a Jaffa. I have served as a warrior for your enemy. I have carried your enemy within me.
Yeah. Well it's kind of a human thing. We tend to be afraid of things we don't know.
Why is O'Neill not afraid?
Teal'c, I saw you stand up to a god. Refuse to kill. I saw you make that decision.
Yes.
In that moment I learned everything I needed to know to trust you.
Permission to barge in, sir?
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