Help you? But I am a nobleman, it very uncommon for me to help commoners.
S1 E15Unfinished Business
When we spoke of "defeeting" King George, that's not exactly what we meant.
You may have taken the wind out of this doctor's sail, but I doubt if you'll put Carmen in jail!
Dream on, detectives. You've got me under control for now, but there's a meltdown coming soon and her name is Carmen Sandiego.
You caught up with me again, agents! But you'll never accelerate fast enough for a collision with Carmen!
Thomas Edison: Someone really needs to invent a more convenient store - open twenty-four hours a day.
Ivan Idea: Wow, Edison really does think ahead of his time!
Hello, this is Joe. What? They want to borrow thread?! It's the middle of the night!! Listen close, guard, do NOT give those rascals a spool of thread! Tell 'em to come back in the morning when we're open!
[when summoning Buggs Zapper in season 2]
Buggs Zapper! Get over here!
[when summoning Dr. Belljar in season 2]
Paging Dr. Belljar!
[when summoning Jacqueline Hyde in season 2]
Jacqueline Hyde! Get both selves over here!
[when summoning Medeva in season 2]
Mighty Medeva! Report!
[when summoning Sir Vile in season 2]
I summon Sir Vile!
[Jacqueline Hyde, a V.I.L.E. henchman with a split personality, has been summoned by Carmen to commit a crime.]
Hi, Carmen! I was just playing catch with my uncle. [voice becomes modulated] Boy, is he hard to throw!
[Dr. Belljar, a V.I.L.E. henchman who happens to be a cyborg mad scientist, has been summoned by Carmen to commit a crime.]
Eureka, Carmen! I've perfected a way to mash potatoes... inside their skins! (giggles manically)
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