The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin quotes

"I didn't get where I am today without knowing a favourable report when I read one."

"I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone and West Germany."

"I didn't get where I am today without learning how to compromise."

"I didn't get where I am today by biting people in the changing room."

"I didn't get where I am today without knowing the Algarve when I see it."

"I didn't get where I am today by wearing underpants decorated with Beethoven."

"I didn't get where I am today by saying 'earwig' instead of 'thank you'."

"I didn't get where I am today without having a little champagne, not too much, just enough."

"I didn't get where I am today by talking about Dutch parking meter disease!"

"I didn't get where I am today by shaking hands with the person on my right!"

"I didn't get where I am today without getting letters from cranks."

"I didn't get where I am today without making enemies."

"I didn't get where I am today wondering what life's all about."

"I didn't get where I am today by going on and on about gumboots."

"I didn't get where I am today by knowing the difference between one foreign country and another."