I should be on TV. I have a nice smile. [Smiles hideously into mirror]
Characters
JimmyCory Doran · 22 quotes
HeloiseTabitha St. Germain · 17 quotes
BeezyBrian Froud · 16 quotes
LuciusSeán Cullen · 8 quotes
Sammy4 quotes
Most scenes together: Jimmy & Beezy (11), Jimmy & Heloise (10), Heloise & Beezy (9)
S1I Totally Shredded My Cheese
BGBaseball Game Announcer
And now, Jimmy Two-Shoes will sing the Miseryville anthem.
Misery and grief, pain with no relief...
CCrowd
[Boos and throws things at Jimmy]
MMan
Just say the line!
[Sadly] I totally shredded my cheese.
CCrowd
[Cheers]
[Happier] I totally shredded my cheese.
CCrowd
[Cheers louder]
[Happier] I totally shredded my cheese!! [Is covered in roses]
S1Heloise's Wish List
[To Beezy] Okay, so would you rather... Go whale watching, or jump out of a plane?
Sleep.
What do you think Heloise would want to do?
Throw a whale out of a plane?
[To Sammy] Get someone to fix the remote!
Only Heloise knows how.
Never! I won't ask her for help! Lucius Henious the Seventh doesn't know the meaning of the word help!
[Pulls out dictionary] Help. Verb. To provide assistance.
S1Pop-Sicles
So, what's the plan, we soar through the sky like an eagle?
Either that or we crash into the pavement like a wounded bird! [Makes exploding noises]
[Looking at the frozen Lucius Heinous the Sixth] This must be Beezy's granddad! Hey, I bet he could get Beezy and Lucy to stop fighting!
[Imagines Lucius Heinous the Sixth stopping Beezy and Lucius from bickering]
LSLucius the Sixth
Beezy! Lucius! I want you two to get along!
[Lucius and Beezy smile and hug each other. Then, one by one, everyone turns into ice cream]
LSLucius the Sixth
Thak you, Jimmy, for bringing us together!
[Vision ends]
You're welcome, imagination!
[Angerly to Jimmy] This is your fault! Just look at what you've done!
[Lucius gestures to all the Heniouses standing around arguing]
[Eyes sparkling happily] Yeah! I've brought you all together! [Hugs Lucius]
[To Jimmy] You have to put things back to the way they were. I don't know how much more I can take!
Don't worry, buddy. I've got a cunning two-step plan to fix everything!
What's step one?
Come up with a plan!
Sweet! What's step two?
Haven't gotten that far yet.
S1Chez Beezy
[Panicing] Heloise! [Sees Heloise welding a claw onto a merman] Heloise, why are you welding in the dark?
I'm on my break.
But you can't go on break! Not now!
Watch me.
[To himself] Okay, you can do this Beezy. I believe in you.
[Looks at reflection in a frying pan and panics] I can't I'm scared! I don't know what to do!
[Slaps him with a dead fish]
[Calmly] Thank you, Heloise. I needed that.
I wasn't trying to help you. I just wanted to slap you with a fish.
MONKEY HANDS FOR FEET!
S1Spew Tube
[Breaks Heloise's house wall] This is all your fault, Heloise!
[Enters the house through the door, Causing It To Smash Beezy] You Put It On Spew Tube? You said you wouldn't!
[Sadly] I feel kind of bad now [Makes cute sadly face]
Oh! You don't expect me to believe that!
[Gives up] It was worth a try.
[To Heloise] My dad is super angry.
[tough] Relax, panic puss. He's your father, what is he gonna do? [Relaxed, Then Comes from roof of two secret agents and kidnaps the whole group]
SSamy
[Reading script] Lucius Heinous the Seventh is nothing but... A complete chicken!
Did he just call me a chicken?
SSamy
[Grins and continues] A coward. An bambelling-off. A clumsy imitator of a dictator with illusions of adequacy!
[Angrier] You know I can hear you.
SSamy
Unless! This dumb-eling doof is a greastlest cockey goof! [This part was already impossible to listen]
Whoa! I will not be humilliated by this little creature!
SSamy
You are ruining my moment! And I am not little! I'm taller than you!
[Deadly look] Are you calling me... [Roars and smashes desk] TINY?! [Chases Samy]
S1Monster Mutt
[In Jimmy's frontyard]
Oh my gosh! I gotta do something! [so atonished]
How about that picnic? [happy face]
[with a courage face] I'm gonna need some help [Runs into his house].
[Yells to the sky] Hello? What am I? Some ugly lavaworm?!.
LILavaworm in car
[appears from nowhere] You're not so hot yourself, toots. [presses the klaxon] [Heloise get frustrated]
They are working him like a dog!
I'm getting tired just watching. [bored]
Just for you know, there's still time for the picnic! [adorable face] I made potato salad! [shows bowl with teatletoads] It was lavaworms in it!
[Looks at her toughly] Not until Beezy and Cerbee are back to normal.
[angry] They're. Never. Going to be normal.
BIBeezy-in-Cerbbe-body
Cool! I can chew on my own foot! Ha, ha!
[Shows him that] [Jimmy smiles embarassed]
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