Glee quotes

Sue

High school is a caste system. Kids fall into certain slots. Your jocks and your popular kids up in the penthouse. The invisibles and the kids playing live-action out in the forest: bottom floor.

Will

And... where do the Glee kids lie?

Sue

Subbasement.

Rachel

You might laugh because every time I sign my name, I put a gold star after it. But it's a metaphor. And metaphors are important. My gold stars are a metaphor. For me. Being a star.

Rachel

Now-a-days being anonymous is worse than being poor. Fame is the most important thing in our culture now. And if there is one thing I've learned it is that no one is just going to hand it to you.

Rachel

Mr. Schuester, do you have any idea how ridiculous it is to give the lead solo in "Sit Down You're Rockin' the Boat" to a boy in a wheelchair?

Artie

I think Mr. Schuester is using irony to enhance the performance.

Rachel

There is nothing ironic about show choir!

Sue

[to Will] So here's the deal. You do with your depressing little group of kids what I did with my wealthy elderly mother: Euthanize it. It's their time.

Sue

Let me be the one to break the silence. That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching. And that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

Rachel

So, why did you ask me to help you?

Finn

'Cause it's the only way I'm gonna be good...like you.

Rachel

You think I'm good?

Finn

Yeah. I mean when we first met I thought you were intimidating, and that you talk way more than you should. I even looked under my bed to see if you were hiding there. [Sees Rachel is upset by this] But then I heard you sing. I don't know how to explain it, but it touched me... here. [puts his hand on his heart but, mistakenly puts it on his right side of his chest]

Rachel

Your heart is on this side of your chest [places her hand on Finn's and moves it to the left side of his chest. They look at each other]

Finn

It's beating really fast.

Rachel

Do you want a drink I`ll buy you one?

Finn

Yeah.

Rachel

Virgin Cosmos

Finn

I like the cups. Like airplane cups all airplane like.

Rachel

You know, you can kiss me again, if you want to.

[about the Cheerios] Those skirts are crunchy toast! Santana Lopez bent over in hers the other day, and I swear I could see her ovaries.

Rachel

[about vomiting to lose weight] I tried but I guess I just don't have a gag reflex.

Emma

One day, when you're older, that'll turn out to be a gift.

Finn

It's nutty in there. I tried to talk sense into Rachel, but she's gone all chick batty.

Kurt

OK, stop it right there, Mercedes. We are in Glee Club. That means we are the bottom of the social heap. Special Ed kids will get more play than we will.

Mercedes

Have you ever kissed anybody?

Kurt

Yes. If by somebody you mean the tender crook of my elbow.

Rachel

We need to have a gayvention, that's a GAY intervention.

Tina

It's K-K-Kurt. He's lady fabulous.

Mercedes

Look, just because he wears nice clothes doesn't mean he's on the down low.

Rachel

He wore a corset to second period today.

[handing Quinn pregnancy supplements] Take three times a day, or your baby will be ugly.

Kurt

My body is like a rum chocolate soufflé. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.