Beetlejuice quotes

It's showtime!

Hi, how are ya?

Hmm, something's rotten in the Neitherworld... (smells himself) besides me.

(Disguised as a witch) Fellow babes! I just flew in for the ball and boy is my broom tired! But seriously I'm gonna liven up this party if it kills me, again!

(After going through a car wash) Lyds, I'm... clean! AAH!

I can't believe it! He [Doomie] didn't cheat! Oh, where did I go right?!

It's Good Neighbor Day and the law says everyone has to be... NICE!

Don't ya hate it when that happens?

The last laugh, you know I love it!

Now I can go back to being as gross and disgusting as I like!

Moral dilemmas, you know I hate 'em!

If anyone thanks me again, I'll SCREAM!

(asking the audience to give him their money) Come on, it's for a good cause: ME!

Low ratings, you know I hate 'em!

Now here's something you don't see everyday.