Everybody has secrets. My family just has bigger ones. They're called "cryptids" - all the strange, exotic creatures that regular science doesn't believe in... at least, not yet.
S1 E1The Kur Stone (Part 1)
What's going on here?
Anywhere there's a secret left to uncover, the Secret Scientists have someone working on it. And the cryptids... that's what we do. Any size, any kind, anywhere in the world - the Saturday family is gonna get the call. So, yeah. Two scientists, their kid, a komodo dragon, and a seven foot gorilla-cat called the Fiskerton Phantom... we're the only ones standing between you and all the things that go bump in the night. That's gotta make you feel safe, huh?
S1 E2The Kur Stone (Part 2)
DDrew
No! This is impossible!
S1 E4The Ice Caverns of Ellef Ringnes
Where are they?!
S1 E5Guess Who's Going to be Dinner?
BDr. Beeman
You lack discipline... I can smell it on your spikey haircut.
Did we miss something?
Next anniversary, back to the squid intestines.
S1 E7Van Rook's Apprentice
DDrew
When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?
AArgost
Oh my, conspiring with the enemy. Betrayal! Chicanery! Heavens the drama!
S1 E8Twelve Hundred Degrees Fahrenheit
So, you caught up with the crate after you reached terminal velocity? Was this before or after the laws of physics stopped working?
Every spider I know of shoots webs out of its butt. What does that say about your face?
S1 E10The Swarm at the Edge of Space
EAgent Epsilon
Everyone has a file.
FFrancis
Good guys, bad guys, you always know their next move. Victory goes to the grey men in the middle, because you never know how we'll surprise you.
S1 E12Black Monday
DMDrew Monday
You couldn't have shown up before she started hitting me?
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