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Characters
EddyTony Sampson · 146 quotes
EdMatt Hill · 131 quotes
EddSam Vincent · 123 quotes
RolfPeter Kelamis · 26 quotes
KevinKathleen Barr · 20 quotes
JimmyKeenan Christenson · 19 quotes
Jonny 2x4David Paul Grove · 19 quotes
SarahJanyse Jaud · 16 quotes
NazzErin Fitzgerald · 9 quotes
Lee KankerJanyse Jaud · 8 quotes
Marie KankerKathleen Barr · 6 quotes
May KankerErin Fitzgerald · 6 quotes
EThe Eds5 quotes
Most scenes together: Eddy & Ed (93), Eddy & Edd (93), Ed & Edd (77)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Four thousand eight hundred and twenty, four thousand eight hundred and twenty-four–ooh, I like what you've done with that tunnel–four thousand eight hundred and thirty-one, four thousand eight hundred and thirty-five, that's everybody. Four thousand eight hundred and–[does some calculations on an abacus]–thirty-seven. [placing a label reading Ants 4,837 on his ant farm. The doorbell then rings but upon opening it, he finds nobody there and walks away. This happens 2 more times] Now please–! [a bucket of water falls on his head. He walks away, but the bell rings again. He answers it and a fish hits him in the face. He walks away, but the bell rings yet again, and this time Eddy is there]
Hey, Double D, what took you so long?
Oh. Hello, Eddy. So, what're you doing? Hey. Was that you ringing my doorbell?
Who, me? Nah.
[The scene opens in a garage. An insect is crawling across what appears to be a workshop desk.]
Not so fast, little fella.
Wow, Eddy, cool car.
[Eddy rolls the window back up]
[tapping on the window] Hey dork. Whose car is it, you twerp?
[Eddy cranks up the volume on the car radio, causing Nazz and Kevin to run away]
Hey, Eddy. What are you doing?
Just buffing the wheels.
Whose car is this, Eddy?
Beats me. Where's Ed?
As I was saying, I am the queen!
And we are your serviants.
Next thing you know, she wants a throne. [cut to Sarah on a makeshift throne] A toast to my big mouth.
Nice boots, Mr. Inventor Smarty Pa- [is propelled into the garage ceiling and immediately falls back down in a daze] Nice pants, Mr. Smarty Boots Nice...
Careful, Eddy, that button is very sensitive.
Ed, what are you doing?
Making Eddy tall.
I'm telling mom!
I wanna be tall too.
Come on, Jimmy.
[buried beneath a mountain of papers] Hey look, my horoscope - 'New enterprise fails to meet expectations'. What's that mean?
Summer rains, you can never predict them.
Mmm, I found a doughnut.
That's a record, chowderhead.
With good luck, the daily chore of applying fabric softener would become a thing of the past.
[hears the growling] EDDY!!! [jumps into Eddy's arms]
You're giving me a hernia, Ed!
It sounds like the howl of a werewolf from the belly of Hades!
Aah! Get off me, Ed! That's your belly.
I'm hungry.
We can go to my house and make some pizza.
I'll make the sauce.
I'll get in the way and make a big mess.
[feebly kicking Eddy] Where is Sarah?! I want Sarah! I miss Sarah! Give her back!
[to Ed, ignoring Jimmy] Let's get this over with...
[Last lines; after Jonny finds the four leaf clover and a $20.00 bill]
Hey! Uh. That's our luck.
That's always our luck.
[stomach growls] I'm hungry.
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