[at cheerleader tryouts] Um, y'all do I have to do the splits? I'm a Christian.
Characters
Mary CherryLeslie Grossman · 28 quotes
Nicole JulianTammy Lynn Michaels · 25 quotes
Sam McPhersonCarly Pope · 18 quotes
Brooke McQueenLeslie Bibb · 10 quotes
Miss GlassDiane Delano · 6 quotes
Carmen FerraraSara Rue · 4 quotes
Lily EspositoTamara Mello · 4 quotes
Sugar DaddyRon Lester · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Mary Cherry & Nicole Julian (7), Sam McPherson & Brooke McQueen (6), Nicole Julian & Sugar Daddy (3)
S1 E1Popular, Round One (1)
There's something about Mary Cherry - mysterious transfer from Dallas. Talents include tumbling. So sweet I become diabetic in her presence. Her family is loaded. We're talking black gold, Texas T.
[mouths silently] Call me.
Hair needs work but I like her.
So how was your summer Carm?
Oh galactically brutal. My Mom sent me to fat camp again, so basically I spent six weeks starving and singing Kumbayah.
What I mean is, we live in the age of Gwyneth and that is the standard by which all things are judged.
S1 E2Mo' Menace, Mo' Problems (2)
Hi, Brooke? I think you should give her a five-fingered salute across her smug, little face.
Nicole, you are such a total bitch.
Oh yeah? What's up G? Bring it on!
Nic, I just love that silver Gucci-esque outfit I saw you buying at the mall. You wearing that to the party?
Mmm-hmm...
With strappy sandals?
Mmm-hmm...
[intensely] And a smokey eye? And a full pink lip? And a blowout so straight it'll make your back bleed? '[Nicole turns, Mary Cherry smiles] ...very Gwyneth.
OK, whatever. Listen up, mouth breather! If you and your "Ross: Dress for Less"-friends do not stop sending me horrible hate mail, I will return-to-sender times ten. And to update, just 'cause we're friends, choppers, Debbie Gibson isn't coming back and neither is acid-washed.
Cancel my subscription, Brooke. I'm over your issues.
S1 E3Under Siege
Mom, Principal Hall will probably be calling tomorrow. My Journalism Faculty Adviser got framed for sex with a student...The student being me! [Jane spits out her wine] Don't worry, I'm innocent.
Look at how obvious they are. Just staring at us...
PPoppy
Coveting our lives...
...our men, our plastic surgery...What? It's no big deal. I just had a rib removed.
HTHumanities Teacher
I know I am intimidating because I dress fantastically, but you have to listen to that little voice inside your head that says 'Hey, Teacher Lady is acting a little whacked. Is she on crack?'
S1 E4Windstruck
[Mary Cherry screams]
What the hell's going on back there?
EDEmory Dick
Mary Cherry's burner just flared. Her eyebrows are gone! Awesome!
OH MY GOD! Am I blind? Why is everything so white?
Because you're staring at my labcoat. You're fine Cherry, just slightly singed.
MNMale Newscaster
A wind advisory is in effect until the end of this week. The havoc wreaking Santa Ana winds are traditionally accompanied by a general feeling of chaos, confusion and unexpected romantic entanglements. Those in the way of the winds are advised to protect themselves by wearing windbreakers and chastity belts.
S1 E5Slumber Party Massacre
No. Nicole, I don't wanna be the person Sam McPherson thinks I am. I ... I'm not that person, okay?
When we were little, we used to invite everyone in our class.
When we were little, we used to eat Play-Doh.
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