Get out of my head.
As if you could wrap your brain in barbed wire to keep me out. That is a delightful image, however.
All S1
Characters
Most scenes together: The Devil & Ezekiel Stone (10), Ezekiel Stone & Det. Kane (2)
S1Encore
S1Repentance
[Stone meets the Devil in an elevator]
Going up or down?
Guess.
Nobody beats the Devil. Are you listening? Did you hear what I said, Mr. Stone? Nobody beats the Devil.
S1 E1Pilot
You know, you go to hell for something like that.
Already been there.
DCDesk Clerk
Where have you been?
Out of the country.
DCDesk Clerk
Whereabouts?
Down under.
DCDesk Clerk
The elevator's busted, but you're only on the third floor.
Long as I'm going up.
God's universe doesn't work like the American legal system. You do something, you pay for it.
[Stone defends killing his wife's rapist]
Yes, yes, now that's what I like to hear. The indomitable spirit and righteous indignation of the human species. I've heard it a billion times defending a billion atrocities, and it's still music to my ears.
Tell me what you know about this case.
You wouldn't believe me if I did.
What makes you so sure?
Because you seem like an intelligent man.
You know what? Maybe I'm not as bright as I look. Try me.
[At crime scene] Three out of four.
DHDet. Hirrsh
What?
What do you know about the Bible.
DHDet. Hirrsh
What part?
Revelations, chapter four--
DHDet. Hirrsh
Sorry. Wrong Bible. I'm the Old Testament. You go your way, I go Yahweh.
[A museum docent hits on Stone.]
I'm very, uh, flattered. But I'm married.
DDocent
Oh, well. It's too bad. [She leaves]
...Not to mention dead.
S1 E2Heat
[The Devil, in the guise of a guidance counselor, escorts a young coed out of his office.]
[to Stone] Sweet kid. I'm trying to get her on the wrong path.
AAlbright
You're a cop, aren't you?
Why do you say that?
AAlbright
The coat's a little weird, but it's that look of desperation, and the eyes, devoid of life. Who else but the LAPD would pay your salary?
[the Devil and Stone meet in an elevator for a conference]
You know, before they invented the elevator, I had to walk all the way from hell.
Glad to hear it.
Second throughts, Ezekiel?
Can't you find someone else to torture?
Millions of them. They can wait. Everyone's in such a rush. I say, stop and smell the burning flesh of sinners.
113 wayward children sent back to my loving embrace. Or one bereaved husband whose heart was in the wrong place, will wake one morning to find himself easily replaced.
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