Hello, Mr. Thundercleese!
Are you here to destroy my lawn?!
I beg your pardon, we would never do that! Would we, Zorak?
[jackhammering Thundercleese's lawn] What's that? Can't hear ya!
All S1
Characters
BrakAndy Merrill · 31 quotes
Dad28 quotes
ZorakC. Martin Croker · 17 quotes
ThundercleeseCarey Means · 9 quotes
MMother5 quotes
Mom4 quotes
Clarence3 quotes
Most scenes together: Brak & Zorak (11), Brak & Dad (6), Dad & Mother (5)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
FFather
Brak, do you have something you would like to tell me?
Do you want the truth or my side of the story?
FFather
Ahh, Theirs My Other Son Sisto, Good Mornin' Sisto
SSisto
*farts*
FFather
And Right Back to Ya'
[In Brak's head] Three hams will fill him, three hams will thrill him, Why don't you feed him, three hams!
[to Brak's family] Hey why are you all still alive? Oh that's right, it's only Tuesday.
So what are we going to see?
"Hot Dog In The Morning". This is the one where the little hot dog finds his way home.
Far out!
Well, what have you boys been up to all weekend?
We've been playing "Head Kicker!"
I've been playin'; YOU've been getting a red-ass beatdown! HAHA!!"
We'd need a freaking time machine!
Yeah, like the one in Mr. Thunderclese's back yard.
What?
'Course, he's on vacation...
Hey, Zorak, can I ask you a question?
Yeah, what?
Where are we gonna find enough squirrels to make a kite?
Are you really that stupid?
Oh ha! I dare you to say that again! Only this time say, "Brak I love you!"
Life is too short to worry about eating and making kites out of animals.
Welcome home, jackass.
Guess what I'm going to be for the talent show?
I don't know, a loser?
No. I'm going to be a potato and sing the potato song.
Ugh, I can't wait not to hear it.
What do you mean? Aren't you going to be there?
Oh I'll be there. Heh, I'll be there. [Fantasizes that he is burning the talent show with a flamethrower and laughing maniacally / Brak running saying "Hot potato coming through"] Burn! BURN!
I never saw him again.
Did you ever see him again?
Did I not just say that I didn't?
I think there's something wrong with Brak.
There's something wrong with everyone.
I don't want to live anymore.
Ah, finally my own office! You see, Mother, told you if we wait, we wouldn't have to add-on!
[about Mobab] Hahaha. Ain't he a riot? I met him at the club!
MMobab
Yes, the gentleman's club. Gentlemen only, please.
Can I join too? I'm a gentleman. Watch this: [with a British accent] Allow me to peel your biscuit, grand-mama.
MMobab
I'm sorry, but Zorak took the last available membership following the untimely passing of Colonel Noseworthy.
Yeah, it took him all night to die. [chuckles]
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