The Amazing Race quotes

You have to hit six numbers to get a live human being on the phone.

It's amazing that you even got up this morning and tied your shoes.

Nothing's free, Kevin! We're in Africa! You go to the Statue of Liberty, is the guy giving these things [maps] away for free? For cryin' out loud! Free!

Zambia. That's where we are.

That's Namibia, jackass.

You have to approach people in an affable, friendly way! You don't do it like you're in New York!

We're in, what, seventh place?

I don't know, I can't do math right now.

God, there are a lot of bugs out in the jungle. Go figure.

Swing, you fat bastard, swing!

Once a moron, always a moron.

Well, you fell in love with this moron.

When we win the money, he has to marry me.

What's this elephant?

What elephant?

This little statue here.

It's probably a little...a little tchotchke!

You're gonna get the window, you jerk.

Don't worry about it.

You think you're whatchamacallit from Wild Kingdom. Jackass.

Is that an impala?

Get the camera, get the camera!

It's a goat, it's a goat.

Who wants to go to Paris? I don't want to go to Paris. I hate Paris.

I'm looking for four [tickets]. And she's [Amie] not with me.