CPChris Potter
Kenan, this is coming out of your paycheck! Now, clean up these puffs, pronto!
Kel, you're fired!
KKKel Kimble
I don't work here.
Well, see to it that you don't.
All S1
Characters
KelKel Mitchell · 46 quotes
KenanKenan Thompson · 44 quotes
ChrisDan Frischman · 9 quotes
MOfficer MensoniAlfred Carr, Jr. · 5 quotes
Roger RockmoreKen Foree · 5 quotes
Marc CramBiagio Messina · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Kel & Kenan (26), Kel & Chris (6), Kenan & Chris (4)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
I... DROPPED THE SCREW.... IN THE TUNA!
[as he hangs by a ladder from a helicopter, after his pants and underpants have accidentally been ripped off] It's cold up here!
I'm not psychic, I can't predict the future, I'm still confused about the past!
Hey! Hey! What happened to my store? Why are people waving Orange soda in the air as if they just don't care?
GWGuy with Piercings
Hey, three bucks to get in, Dude!
Listen, this is MY store! And take those pins out of your head!
KRKenan Rockmore
[To Brianna] Why don't ya come on in? Let me take your sweater.
(He takes Brianna's sweater, which was knit for her by her late grandmother)
Ooh, wow! This is a nice sweater.
BBrianna
Thanks. My Grandma knitted it for me, before she passed away.
Oh, that is so nice--I, I mean, not that your Grandmama passed away, but I'm sayin' that she knitted it, before--it's a very nice sweater.
BBrianna
Thanks. I only wear it on special occasions.
Kenan...
Pop...
What in the world's goin' on here? And what is Kyra doin' here?
SRSheryl Rockmore
And, boy, where in the world are your pants?
Tell your Grandmama I'm sorry!
(Kel taps Kenan's shoulder)
What?
Her Grandmama's dead!
KKKenan and Kel
[In unison] Oh, man!
Hey, man, what'd you do?
I closed the door.
WHY?!!!
[notices a pilot has parachuted out of a plane thanks to Kenan's and Kel's Intervention] He jumped out? Why? Where'd the plane go?
KKKenan and Kel
Nebraska!
I'm gonna ask Amy out. That's all there is to it.
But Kenan, your dad said...
Kel! My father's married. He doesn't understand what it feels like to love a woman.
"Help! Can anybody hear me? I'm trapped down here with a can of tuna fish! Kenan!"
"What'cha doing in the bag, Kel?"
"You're letting us down, Kel. Rigby's is going to lose and it's gonna be all your fault!"
"Kel! You're not supposed to put yourself in the bag, kooky!"
"I think I'm dreaming or something."
MVMysterious voice
"Kel! Kel!"
"Who are you?!"
MVMysterious voice
[coming from a bottle of orange soda] "I'm Orange Soda! And you'll never drink me again!"
"AAHH! NO!"
AAngus
"Hi, Kel; it's Angus. You can't even win this contest in your dreams!"
AAngus
"LOSER! LOSER! KEL'S A LOSER!"
"I can handle this myself!"
"Bruh, you can't handle cartoons by yourself!"
"Wait a minute! Are you trying to tell me that we beat Angus through trickery and deceit?!"
KKKenan and Kel
"Yeah...we're sorry...I guess...I'm terribly sorry..."
"...I LOVE YOU GUYS!"
Come on, man. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't go check out that safe.
That safe doesn't belong to us.
So? Finders keepers.
Losers dead!
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