Oh, nice!
All S1
Characters
HyacinthPatricia Routledge · 51 quotes
RichardClive Swift · 12 quotes
OnslowGeoffrey Hughes · 10 quotes
DaisyJudy Cornwell · 6 quotes
RoseMary Millar · 5 quotes
ElizabethJosephine Tewson · 4 quotes
EmmetDavid Griffin · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Hyacinth & Richard (8), Onslow & Daisy (6), Onslow & Rose (4)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
I thought it was 3:25.
Not quite, dear.
My watch says 3:25.
Oh, that watch. Yes, I expect it would.
No, you cannot have a number 24 nor a double portion of 37. This isn't the Chinese takeaway. This is a private, slimline, white telephone with no connection whatsoever to any business or trade. Especially not one of foreign extraction!
Rose, you will not commit suicide! I forbid it.
The Bucket residence, the lady of the house sp--no, you cannot have three of 22 and a portion of 19 with chips. This is not the Chinese takeaway. This is a private, slimline, pearl white telephone with no oriental associations whatsoever!
Less noise, you daft bitch! That goes for you as well, dog!
Sheridan deserves a father full of executive stress, wearing a bow-tie.
She's a real organiser, our Hyacinth.
She's a real...
(interrupts quickly) Onslow!
MMilkman
Good morning, Mrs. Bucket.
It's Bouquet.
It's a matter of complete indifference to me whether it's sterilised, pasteurised, immunized, or privatised.
I hope you're not going to spoil things with lower-middle class humour.
What's wrong with your husband, dear?
Whims and fancies. [chuckles]
They all have their whims and fancies.
In what way is Bruce going strange?
[laughs] Well, I'm sorry, Violet, but I thought for a moment there that you said he wanted you both to dress up as Robin Hood and Maid Marian. [chuckles]
Oh, he does want you both to dress up as Robin Hood and Maid Marian.
What do you mean I haven't heard the worst part?
He wants to be Maid Marian.
She'll sing at me! She always sings at me.
What does he want?
I don't know that he wants anything, dear. He's just ringing his Mummy to wish her all the best for...(to Sheridan) You need a cheque for how much, dear?
I once caught Richard playing with a Frisbee. He said it's one he found, but I've never been sure.
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