Bullying people is lame. It's pathetic, really.
Human beings are weak.
Well, if I had to give a reason for my actions, I guess it's because I love people. I guess I wanted to see the faces that mankind has to offer.
It's kinda scary how much people trust me.
It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember.
No one loves me, because they're afraid of me.
I really hate violence.
Kill! kill! kill!
Damnit! Damnit! Damnit!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
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Shinra Kishitani
You could try eating eggshells but I have no idea what the calcium count would be, or for that matter, even how effectively your body can process something of that nature.
Rampant Evil
[To the girl bullies] Listen, It's not my problem if you lovely ladies get pummeled to death and die. I could knock your teeth down your throat, or you can bag on my age when I'm actually just 23, I don't care, you're in a class that's so far beneath me that it doesn't really matter.
LGLeader Girl Bully
[Confused] Huh?!
Human beings are weak things...but...heh...beating up chicks isn't really my shtick.
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