The Honeymooners quotes

(about Ralph) Sheesh! What a grouch!

Hey, Ralphie boy!

(in The Golfer, Norton is teaching Ralph how to play golf) First, you step up and address the ball. (To golf ball) Hello, ball!

(in A Matter of Record) In the words of the immortal bard, Shakespeare, "There are three times in a man's life when he wants to be alone: one, when he's communing with his thoughts; two, when he's being tender with his wife; and three, when he's in the isolation booth on The $64,000 Question."

Like we say in the sewer: "Time and tide wait for no man."

(In response to Ralph being temporarily laid off) I know just how you feel because I went through the same thing two or three years ago when they laid me off from the sewer. I felt just like a fish out of water.

(Norton has been fired from his job) Ol' Ed Norton, reliable ol' Ed Norton, working 17 years in the sewer. And now everything's down the drain!

(in A Matter of Life and Death) Don't touch me, Ralph. I'm sterile.

(in TV or Not TV) Official space helmet on, Captain Video!

Va va va voom!

I don't possess a mansion, a villa in France, a yacht, or a string of polo ponies.

(Ralph states that his mother-in-law said this): I'm not losing a daughter, I'm gaining a TON.

One of these days... One of these days... (He shoots his fist up) POW! Right in the kisser!

Hamina-hamina-hamina-hamina.

(To Alice, gesturing with his fist) Bang, zoom!