Dexter's Laboratory quotes

Sir, he can't make much long!

Just a little longer.

His sim asses are firing in arming incredibly rage.

Puncher rising!

She can't take it!

Run for your life!

RUN! [The factory workers flee and run away]

Shut it down.

He said all the systems have shut down.

Hey, everyone! Dexter's running around in his underpants! [echoing] Underpants! Underpants! Underpants!

Take it! Give it to me in the past or I may not have a future! [Dee Dee turns the knob to the past] Dee Dee, you have to be inside the machine!

Like this? [then disappears from the machine]

I'm doomed...

Stop! If there was a message so important that it would require time travel, I would certainly not entrust it to my idiot sister. I would send myself. In other words... [shouting] I would not send you back in time even if..! If..If...I was being eaten alive!

It is up to you Dee Dee's! [the monster shakes salt on Dexter and eats him] Use my time machine! Go back into...the past...and give me this message...!

Message! You mean this message?

[reads the note] "Dexter, do not open the interdimensional doorway there's a monster inside. Best wishes, Dexter." But this is the message I just wrote! That means that I...That she...That this...WAIT! [the Dee Dee's both disappeared in the machine] I'm doomed.

What exactly are you making Dee Dee?

A pie

By any chance that wouldn't be a POISON PIE! would it?

No. [Pours flour into the mixing bowl]

What is that white stuff that you are adding in?

Flour.

Aha! Flowers are for smelling they are not for eating. Poison!

Not poison, flour. Now go sit down and let me finish. Hmm, let's see [Dee Dee reads a mud pie recipe and grabs a handful of mud from a flower box and puts it into the mixing bowl]

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy I can hardly wait! [Dee Dee serves the pie in front of Dexter and Dexter takes a bite of it] Light flaky crust, rich taste, but I can't quite place the flavor, is it chocolate?

No.

Poison berry?

No.

I give up, what is it?

Mud.

Oh mud, I would have never guessed. Mud?! [Dexter spits it out]

Hmm, need to get that couch a polster. Hello honey! Hello Dexter! Hello Dee Dee! Hello honey! Hello honey!

[Hands his excuse note to the "Coach" and happily walks away] If you need me, I'll be in the Science Lab.

What's this crap?

[Turns around in shock] Who are you?

I'm your Substitute Coach.

But, But, But...

QUIET!

But my excuse!

[Rips the excuse letter in half] What Excuse?! Now! Suit up!

[recurring line, slow motion] Dodge...ball!

Dexter, help me! Please help me! [A dodgeball hits him; the boy loses his grip on Dexter and slides off] Ugh! I... I'm hit! Good bye, Dexter...

Welcome heroes of Earth! You have been chosen to receive the most glorious of gifts! The opportunity to face me, the great Rasslor, in a contest of strength and skill! For Aeons, I have scoured the cosmos searching for the one adversary who could provide me with suitable sport! Although, I have yet to find such a noble soul. Each creature, each race, more pitiful than the last. So I spare them the disgrace of their weakness by destroying their worlds! And now my quest has brought me to this timid little planet you call Earth. So, terrestrial heroes, can one of you quench my thirst for the divine conflict, the supreme struggle?! Or will your planet be doomed to the same fate that has befallen so many?

...What?

Fight me or I destroy the Earth! Now let the games begin!

Incredible. I could crush your body, I could smash your bones, but I could never break your spirit. You are a marvel little monkey. Any world that could spawn one as noble as you is truly blessed. I SPARE YOUR EARTH!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[sweetly] Assistant?

Yes?

Would you please assist me by...SHUTTING UP!?

Mandark

Yes, Dexter, I can read your thoughts, and I am smarter than you.

Mandark

Welcome to my laboratory! [Echoing] Laboratory! Laboratory!