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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Oh, my golly, what the heck is that?

[The creature roars, causing all scream in terror; then the creature leaps onto Schnitzel's face, causing him to scream in pain]

[After a stink sac explodes on Shnitzel]

Oh, Shnitzel! What did you eat, man?!

Playing with our food again, Mr. Daal?

[narrows eyes; darkly] Endive!

How long have you two lovebirds been going steady?

I'm Chowder's girlfriend! And Chowder's my boyfriend! And we're totally gonna be there forever and ever! And now, we're holding hands!

[Chowder does a spit-take. He continues doing a spit-take on his way back to the catering company. He continues doing a spit-take back at the catering company. He continues doing a spit-take while reading a book, mopping the floor, eating dinner, brushing his teeth, and being in bed. The next morning, even while the moon and the sun did the same spit-take, Chowder stops using a spit-take]

[to Kimchi] I don't wanna be a boyfriend! Boyfriends have to do all kinds of weird stuff; like write poetry and hold hands and hold hands, and be together forever! Forever's a long time!

Oh, hi, Chowder.

I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND! Hey, are those cookies?

I made them for you.

[eats a cookie] Thanks.

No problem. That's what girlfriends do.

[upon leaving Miss Endive's] Girlfriends, huh? [realizes] Aw, man!

[tearing up] W-W-W-Why won't you trust me as a chef, Mung?! [the bell dings] Nurples are done!

Woman, I need all the cash we got right now! Don't ask questions!

I have ONE...

Yes, it's Chowder-related.

[hands Mung some money] Fine.

[approaches Chowder's food stand while walking by; first lines] What is this? A childish child-sized food stand?

Oh, hey, Gorgonzola. I'm selling Burple Nurples that I made myself, like a real chef.

What? You think you're better than me?

Listen, I have a lot of customers waiting. [zoom out, showing the streets completely deserted]

Let them wait.

[in a Scottish accent; stopping Gorgonzola from being poisoned] Don't eat that nurple!

Why, old man?

Because...Because, it is calling out to me. I need that exact nurple.

Uhhh...

Here, here, I'll give you 10 dollops.

100 dollops!

What is it with you kids? I'll give 20.

200 dollops!

50.

300 dollops.

Oh, my golly! 75.

350!

80!

360!

85!

800,000!

[to Chowder in his normal voice] Stay out of this! [back to his Scottish accent] 85!

400 dollops.

4 hun?! Okay, fine! 400 dollops! Now, give me that nurple! [leaves]

I think I might need another nurple. Here's 5 dollops.

10 dollops.

600 dollops!

Oh, I am so tempted to let you eat that nurple!

[Gorgonzola is sitting on a sack of money with Mung holding all the burple nurples]

Thank you, come again!

I've never been to the bank. Do they have snacks there?

[Chowder and Shnitzel arrive at the Marzipan City Bank]

[seeing the interior as they enter] Whoa! It smells like floor wax in here.

[to Chowder; sternly] Radda radda radda. (translation: "Don't touch anything.")

Okay, okay. I won't touch anything. [floats with his feet not touching the floor]

Radda radda radda?

Well, I can't follow you, 'cause then I'd be touching the floor, and you said-

Radda, radda radda radda.

So I can touch the floor? You need to make up your mind.

[seeing Chowder covered with gum] Good gravy, what's gotten into you and ONTO you?

I swallowed a whole bunch of grubble gum!

[alarmed] Oh, sweet peas. Please tell me you shared with Truffles!

[remorseful] No.

[freaking out] Why?! Why didn't you share?!

I ate it all by accident!

[trying to calm down] Chowder, I may be an old man but I don't want to die today! We gotta get rid of this gum before Truffles sees it!

Radda radda radda radda?

No, we can't chuck him in the furnace.

[annoyed at Chowder] This is what happens when you don't share.

[shocked as Chowder got shrunk] Sweet grapes of wrath! Chowder!

Hey, Mung Daal, I can see up your nose! You got boogers! [inside the Cinnamini Tree is a Cinnamini Monster who lives in it; screams in terror as the Cinnamini Monster grabs him and takes him inside the tree]

Chowder?! A Cinnamini Monster?

Help! Mung Daal, I'm inside the tree!

[The Cinnamini Monster closes the window blinds, showing a logo of a heart]

[getting pepper sprayed; screams painfully] PEPPER SPRAY!!

Pepper spray? That sounds delicious! [also gets pepper sprayed; painfully] AAH! I was wrong! I was horribly wrong!

RRRump Roast

Serves you both right. [also gets pepper sprayed; painfully] AAH! AAH! Ow! What did you do that, lady?!

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