[Colleen is examining her uniform.]
Well, I'm not too crazy about the color but I abso-bloomin'-lutely love the boots.
Characters
HunterJess Harnell · 38 quotes
ColleenTress MacNeille · 35 quotes
BlitzJeff Bennett · 21 quotes
ExileKevin Michael Richardson · 20 quotes
ParvoJim Cummings · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Hunter & Colleen (23), Blitz & Exile (12), Hunter & Blitz (10)
Let's Hit the Road
I would find great enjoyment biting them on the tushies.
Don't be a weird boy!
MThe Master
Some of you may perish.
Perish?
Whooaaaa, as- as in perish? Uh.... Check please! [Hunter runs towards the transdogmafier and tris to get into it, followed by the others]
MThe Master
I definitely should have considered cats.
So; how do you like my driving?
Let me put it this way: I hope the airbags work.
Aww. Thanks, that's nice.
[after the plane is shot] April Day! April Day! We are going down!
Don't you mean May Day?
May, June, July, who cares?! We're in deep doggy donuts!
[after crashing the Street Rover] Oh, super. The airbags do work.
[after seeing Exile's freeze vision] Wow! I didn't know you could do that!
Me neither. Must have contracted it during Cold War.
[after he discovers a bomb in the case he was given] I'm having one of those funny deja-vu feelings.
Storm from the Pacific
What are you guys looking at?
Forest Tree Illustrated: The Giant Redwood Issue... heh.
[Shag and Exile sigh.]
You two definitely need a hobby.
Okay, so when do I get a chance at the controls?
Oh sorry. I didn't see you sitting there. I'm Colleen. Have we met?
Of course. You know me. I'm Blitz.
[pretending to think] Blitz...Blitz... no, that's not working for me. I know! I'll give you a brand new name. Something that better suits your winning personality. Yes. From now on, let's call you Mr. Fluffypants.
Let's not.
Mister Stuffington Fluffypants. Fluffy for short.
Stop calling me that or I'll bite you!
Oh yeah? With whose dentures, Fluffy?
[Blitz and Colleen get into a fight. Colleen beats up Blitz and slams him onto a control panel.]
[on intercom] Blitz, come in, everything okey-dokey down there?
[dazed] Just call me Fluffy.
Don't be a weird boy.
I hope we can find Blitz.
Who?
The doberman.
Oh him, right.
Hey, he may be pushy, but he seems brave.
[crying] Please let me go!
You were saying?
Yeah, because you're mad at the NFL for letting the Cleveland Browns move to Baltimore!
SStorm
[After thinking about it] Besides that.
A Hair Of the Dog That Bit You
[looks at a werewolf] If you don't mind, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend. [takes out launcher and aims] We're going steady. [fires it]
[pinned in a fight with a slobbering werewolf] Eew, gross. Blimey! Do you know how much trouble I go through every day to look this way?
Blimey. Could you blokes keep it down? I need my bloomin' beauty sleep.
HBHunter, Blitz, and Exile
[in unison] I'll say!
[sarcastically] Ah ha ha, there's your comedy.
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