TV show quotes
"Ray, Alex Ferguson is tough, but he is the only manager to get the best out of Cantona. Why? Because he allows him to express himself. Now some players they need discipline eh, but others must be allowed to fly. Now I need to know that I can. When the moment comes, the moment in a game when the ball becomes like a lover, then there is no discipline, no tactics, you just hold her, and dance with her, and whatever happens happens."
Aren't you Jerry Block?
Used to be.
Anyone up for a game of pool tonight?
Yeah, I'm up for that.
Well you're out of luck, I've been invited to a film premiere tonight.
It wasn't what it looked like
Oh yer, What are you doing here then?
See that lee, that is greatness, someday you might be just like him
(Luke storms off)
oh pressley, your ugly mug scared him off
Stuart ok now's not the time to start panicking
Clyde Gaffer, we are playing Thierry Henry out there and we don't have a sub goalie... I'm panicking
In Episode 32: Play-off... Jaws' half-time speech after hearing about Karl Fletcher's murder. However, the rest of the team do not know about Karl's death.:
This is only a game of football, we win it, we lose it. So what? People who think that are blaspheming. This game means so much to all of us. I know you lads would do and give anything to be out there on that pitch playing and we dread the day when that is taken away from us. So we stock up on our glories, keep them treasured – right here – in the hope that one day they’ll keep us going because they are out lives.
If we lose our football we are dead men, you’re going to look back on today – it’s going to be one of your treasures. ‘Cause we are going to hold on and withstand everything they throw at us and we’re gonna win.
We don’t die today gentlemen, we go out there and we live forever in the memories of those who took part and those who came to see – forever! Yeah? Yeah!
There's no I in Team
true, but there's an I in Genius
I'm a big game player, big game manager.
He's a big game idiot!
Yeah, he's gay. I'm gay. We're all gay on this team, gentlemen. We're all at it. Can'get enough. We're the only gays in The Championship.
I thought I'd done pretty well not shooting a single player this season...then I turn my back for 5 minutes and...
Look I need to start getting some work done for the playoff semis. I doubt the Preston manager is playing Cluedo with the local constabulary.
I think I've found out who is responsible
JESUS CHRIST!
Nah, Ive ruled him out.
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