Legends of Tomorrow quotes

Leonard Snart

You got the wrong guy, hero ain't on my resume.

Mick Rory

Or mine.

Rip Hunter

I know it's difficult for you to fathom, but where - when I'm from, the year 2166, you and everyone on this roof aren't just considered heroes... You're legends.

Ray Palmer

Legends?

Dr. Martin Stein

I, um, I hate to nitpick, but doesn't a legend have to be dead?

Yeah, see, uh, that's deal breaker for me, so I'm gonna pass.

Mick

I can't believe you're hooking up with the Englishman. We're thieves. Crooks. Criminals. I have no desire to save the world. Especially 100 years after I'm dead.

Snart

He said across time, Mick. What about the years before? Before fingerprints and surveillance cameras and DNA analysis. Why did we become criminals?

Mick

Because we hate working and we love money.

Mick

Whatever you roofied him with, I'd like some.

Stein

I did not roofie him.

Mick

Oh, I ain't judgin'.

Rip

Dr. Palmer, please tell me...

Ray

I didn't leave my exosuit on the ship? Okay, but I'd be lying.

Stein

Why the change of heart?

Jax

You ever play football? Yeah, I didn't think so... Anyway, the best feeling I ever got from being on the field wasn't when I made a great play or we won some game. It was when one of my team-mates took a tackle for me, and I knew they were gonna make sure I was safe. And nobody got to me. Watching all of you rush back to the ship, even those two knuckle-heads, to take on Chronos, made me feel the same way. I like being part of a team, man.

Stein

Me too.

Rip

Actually, I'm in charge, in case any of you have forgotten.

Snart

No, I remember. I just don't care.

Rip

We can't go back and change events in which we participated. Time would fold in on itself, creating a temporal vortex.

Ray

Which sounds way cooler than it is.

Jax

People actually wore this crap?

Stein

People smoked a lot of pot in the '70s. It clearly had a deleterious effect on the fashion of the era.

Sara Lance

I cannot believe that that is you.

Jax

Seriously, I had no idea you were ever cool.

Stein

I wasn't cool. I was an arrogant little snot.

Jax

Was?

Stein

We wouldn't want my former self tempted by a sexy assassin from the future.

Sara

Aww, you think I'm se—

Stein

Do not finish that sentence.

Mick

What about the rest of us? Do we just sit?

Rip

Capital idea, Mr. Rory. You're not nearly as thick as most people say.

Mick

Thick... does that mean stupid?

Jax

Is there anything you think about other than yourself.

Snart

Yes. Money.

Rip

What the hell happened back there?

Sara

You know I'm a killer. That's why you put me in your little group.

Rip

I didn't witness just a killer at work, Sara. What I saw was an animal.

Sara

You are the last person on this ship to judge anyone!

Rip

This is not judgement, Sara. It is concern.

Sara

I thought you knew how I was resurrected and what it did to me.

Rip

I know you were restored by something called the Lazarus Pit.

Sara

Well, apparently there's a downside to being brought back to life. My friend, Thea, calls it a blood lust, and I think that's being too generous, and so is calling me an animal. I'm a monster.

Ray

All right, where am I headed?

Stein

You're exiting the tracheal artery. You should see the first fragment.

Ray

No sign of it. Did I miss it?

Stein

It's the size of an iceberg. It seems highly unlikely that you could miss it.

Ray

Huh. That's probably what they said on the Titanic.

Stein

I know how it feels.

Ray

What?

Stein

To have a crisis of confidence. As unlikely as it might seem, I know. It was 2002. I was teaching quantum mechanics, and I had one particularly gifted student. He was able to solve the Ehrenfest theorem in less than an hour. He was, quite frankly, the only student in all my years of teaching who ever made me feel inferior. That student was you. You were exceptional.

Ray

And suddenly, just like that, you remember having me in your class.

Stein

I always remembered. I just enjoyed taking you down a peg or two.