(Looking at Daphne's CDs): Damn. Some of this stuff is too hard for me.
Behind this sweet smile-- axe murderer.
Characters
BayVanessa Marano · 45 quotes
DaphneKatie Leclerc · 38 quotes
ReginaConstance Marie · 23 quotes
KathrynLea Thompson · 21 quotes
JohnD.W. Moffett · 16 quotes
TobyLucas Grabeel · 13 quotes
EmmettSean Berdy · 10 quotes
TyBlair Redford · 9 quotes
LiamCharles Michael Davis · 8 quotes
AngeloGilles Marini · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Daphne & Regina (11), Bay & Daphne (10), Bay & Ty (8)
S1 E1This Is Not a Pipe
You deserve to get arrested.
You got arrested?!
Eh, what can I say?
No one tells me anything.
Adrianna & Regina: (Speaking Spanish)
Between the Spanish and the signing, I'm lost.
She said, you are just like I was at your age.
Nice to meet you, Bay.
See you around Ty.
(Snorts)
What?
S1 E2American Gothic
Emmett, this is my-- I mean, the people who--
Hi, John Kennish. Nice to meet you.
Okay. What just happened?
I think she just left on a '66 Triumph Bonneville T.T.
Oh, so I drink half a beer and get grounded for a week, but she gets to whizz around the city on the back of the-friend-who-you-just-met's motorcycle?
Don't worry. We're gonna fix that.
You're gonna unground me?
No, but nice try.
Daphne, Daphne, is he(Toby) bothering you?
Yes.
No.
Good. He has years of torturing to make up for.
That's it? You're not gonna help?
It's what big brother's do. See ya.
Hi, do you speak English?
No, Japanese.
(About Liam): Holler if you need me. I can definitely take him.
Your bodyguard?
Pretty much.
My fried zucchini-- even better than my Dad's.
(Raises Eyebrows)
Wait, that sounded really bad.
Do you seriously cook?
Do I cook? Oh, I will take you down in the kitchen. Wait, that also sounded really bad. What's wrong with me today?
So... you were an alcoholic?
No. I am an alcoholic. Always will be. That's why I put them there. So I can see them and remember how frickin' hard they were to earn. (Sighs.) Because I'm not going back. And that's why I would have been harder on you for that fake ID than your parents were.
I don't get it.
You don't have the luxury of a couple of beers every now and then... because if you're anything like me, pretty quickly that couple of beers can become a six-pack, and then that six-pack is all you think about. It happened to my dad, it happened to me, and I'm going to do everything in my power to make damn sure it doesn't happen to you.
(To Bay & Himself About Regina Complaining About How He & Bay Were Raised): This isn't gonna end well for us.
Alright. I have work in the morning and you should probably get home.
Bleh, home.
(Mocking): Oh, I'm so bummed. I have to go back to my mansion.
Oh, shut up.
No, look, you don't get to complain.
Did I or did I not just spend the last 45 minutes telling you about the insanity that is my life?
(Seeing John, Kathryn, & Regina Talking): Toby, back away slowly.
Is it safe?
No one's killed each other yet.
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