Leverage quotes

You've saved your insurance company…I don't know, hundreds of millions of dollars. But, I just know that when you needed them… What happened to your family was the kind of thing—

You know the part of the conversation where I punch you in the neck nine or ten times? We're coming up on that pretty quick.

I’m serious. Look, look at the people I’ve already hired. Do you recognize any of these names?

(going through file) Uh, yeah, I’ve chased all of them at one time or anoth-- Parker? You have Parker?

Is there somebody better?

No, but Parker is insane.

You're not as useless as you look.

[scoffs] I don't even know what you do.

Eliot

[After taking out four guys before Hardison's bag touches the ground, turns to him with a smug smile] That's what I do.

Parker

Can I have one?

You can have the whole box.

Eliot

What are you going to do when she finds out you live with your mom?

Age of the geek, baby. We run the world.

Eliot

You keep telling yourself that.

Eliot

This thing safe?

Yeah, it's completely safe…it's just you know, if you experience nausea, weakness in your right side, stroke, strokiness…

Eliot

You're precisely why I work alone.

Guys, listen up. We're going on my count, not a second sooner. Parker, no freelancing.

Eliot

Hey, relax. We know what we're doin'.

And on the count of five, four…

Aw, he doesn't want to be our pal.

We're on the count! Five, four, three…

Parker

[runs by and jumps over the side] Yahoooooo!

Eliot

She's gone!

Son of a—!

Eliot

That’s twenty pounds of crazy in a five pound bag.

Okay, you got any chatter on their frequencies?

Parker

No. Why?

There’s eight listed on the duty roster, there’s only four at the guard post.

Parker

I can’t even tell how many guys are in the room. How can you tell who’s who?

Haircuts, Parker. Count the haircuts.

Parker

I would have missed that.

What?

Parker

Nothing.

Ten-digit password. I salute you, sir.

Eliot, what I want you to do is clear the zone and use Hardison as bait.

Bait? What? Hold up. Wait a minute. I know you ain’t talking about me, I ain’t nobody’s bait. [to device] Come on baby, work for me baby, come on, baby.

Parker

They reset all the alarms on the roof and all the floors above us. We can’t go up.

Eliot

Every man for himself then.

Go ahead, I’m the one with the merchandise.

Parker

Yeah, well, I’m the one with an exit.

And I’m the one with a plan. Now, I know you children don’t play well with others, but I need you to hold it together for exactly seven more minutes. Now, get to the elevator and head down. We’re going to the burn scam.

Going to Plan B?

Technically, that would be Plan G.

How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?

Yeah. Hardison dies in Plan M.

Eliot

I like Plan M.

Anybody else notice how hard we rocked last night?

Eliot

Yeah, well, one show only, no encores.

Parker

I already forgot your names.

It was kind of cool, being on the same side.

No, we are not on the same side. I am not a thief.

Parker

You are now. Come on Nathan, tell the truth. Didn’t you have a little bit of fun playing the Black King instead of the White Knight, just this once?

Yeah, you seem pretty relaxed for a guy with a gun pointed at him.

Eliot

[looks at Hardison] Safety’s on.

Like I’m gonna fall for that.

No, no, actually he’s right, the safety is on.

Parker

My money's not in my account. That makes me cry inside, in my special angry place.

Parker! Get me a phone. What we’re going to do is, we’re going to get out of here together.

Eliot

This was a onetime deal.

Look guys, here’s your problem. You all know what you can do, I know what all you can do, so that gives me the edge, gives me the plan.

Parker

I don’t trust these guys.

Do you trust me?

Eliot

Of course. You’re an honest man.

Parker, phone.

Parker

This is gonna suck. [sticks her fingers down her throat to induce vomiting]