(after Mrs. X breaks her leg on a coffee table) Yes! No one can withstand the destructive power of bonking their shin on a coffee table!
Lorenzo Suave Ooh, it smarts like the dickens, sir.
All S1
Characters
GlowfaceChris Hardwick · 44 quotes
Tuesday XLynsey Bartilson · 37 quotes
LSLorenzo Suave35 quotes
XMr. X35 quotes
XMrs. X25 quotes
Truman XJansen Panettiere · 22 quotes
Home BaseStephen Root · 13 quotes
Most scenes together: Glowface & Lorenzo Suave (26), Tuesday X & Truman X (13), Mr. X & Mrs. X (11)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Great. Look at this. My leg's broken. (tries to move her leg and it cracks) Ahh! Yep, broken. Curse you coffee table, curse you!
Relax, sweetie pie.
We'll handle Glowface!
Not while I have my escape pod! So long, suckers! (laughs as he enters the escape pod, but fails to close the hatch because his helmet's in the way) I knew I should've measured that.
(off-screen) Sir!
(sees that Lorenzo hailed a taxi) So long, suckers! (laughs as he gets in the taxi and it leaves without Lorenzo)
(chasing after the taxi) Wait!
Kids, if I told you once, I told you a thousand times. There's only one thing to do with a villain's secret base. Destroy, Destroy!
RRobomom
(out of control) Destroy!
Oh no!
(to Mrs. X, after she breaks her foot) Home Base says you'll be on your feet in no time.
Actually, I said six-to-eight weeks.
Home Base ...
The ambassador of Pandrafia is in town to visit the museum of art. Your assignment is to protect him from those who may wish him harm.
Like who?
Mmm...practically everyone. He's a real jerk.
I can't believe you guys stayed up all night playing Moon Raider 7.
That is so irresponsible.
Young lady! As team leader I will not have my decisions questioned!
Mr. X (on mowing the lawn) No human being could possibly endure this torment!
(talking like a valley girl) Like, can I have $10,000 for shoes?
(annoyed) Okay, I don't do that.
SBSquoodly Bear
Can you find the color green?
XMr. and Mrs. X
(pointing at the TV) That one!
SBSquoodly Bear
Which one?
(irate) Oh, for the love... Right there! It's right there! Are you blind?!
Tuesday (after Truman catches her wearing a disguise outside a mission) One more word and Dad finds out what happened to Mrs. Quimby's cat.
AAnnasthesia
(on meeting the X's) Already I despise you all.
KKimla
(after Truman hits her with his fart ray) Is this some hot new trend I don't know about?
(seeing Skipper with Mrs. X's plasma blaster) Wait, that's my mom's hair dryer!
SSkipper
So?
So do you want mom hair?
SSkipper
Eww! (tosses away the plasma blaster) Take it, take it, take it!
This new secret headquarters is the best one yet! Just look! It's got a pit of doom! A shark tank! An atomic disintegrator! Spinning blades of evil! (laughs maniacally)
Those are ceiling fans, sir.
(stops laughing) Well, I'm sure we'll think of some way to do evil with them.
Tuesday! You taking pictures of some boy again?
Maybe.
Ooh! Is he cute?
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