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325 quotes · page 1 of 22Welcome To PCA Season 1
Zoey: How many of you have ever played on a basketball team before?
(A few raise their hands)
Zoey: How many of you would say you're good at basketball?
Quinn: Um, I once made a basketball explode!
(A few raise their hands)
Zoey: How many of you would say you're good at basketball?
Quinn: Um, I once made a basketball explode!
Dana: Just pass me the ball whenever you can, and stay out of my way!
Nicole: Works for me.
Nicole: Works for me.
Nicole: Excuse me, have you noticed that she's the only girl on our team who can play this game?
Coach: I think everyone here has noticed it.
Coach: I think everyone here has noticed it.
Chase: Better be going. Oh, and be careful.
Zoey: Why be careful?
Chase: Well, it's the first day at school. Lots of kids like to pull pranks.
Zoey: Like hanging your bike from a tree?
Chase: Huh? Oh man. PUT THAT DOWN, YOU LITTLE FREAKS!! I gotta go. Later.
Zoey: Later.
Chase: Oh, and I forgot to say, "Welcome to PCA".
Zoey: Go save your bike.
Chase: Right.
Zoey: Why be careful?
Chase: Well, it's the first day at school. Lots of kids like to pull pranks.
Zoey: Like hanging your bike from a tree?
Chase: Huh? Oh man. PUT THAT DOWN, YOU LITTLE FREAKS!! I gotta go. Later.
Zoey: Later.
Chase: Oh, and I forgot to say, "Welcome to PCA".
Zoey: Go save your bike.
Chase: Right.
Zoey: Ok, Logan, tell ya what. I'll round up my best five girls and you round up your best five guys. And we'll see whose better at basketball.
Logan: You serious?
Nicole: Zoey!
Zoey: I'm serious.
Logan: Good. This Friday?
Zoey: Why not?
Logan: Then, you're on!
Zoey: Good!
Logan: You serious?
Nicole: Zoey!
Zoey: I'm serious.
Logan: Good. This Friday?
Zoey: Why not?
Logan: Then, you're on!
Zoey: Good!
Michael: Plus, we heard you guys got pizza.
Chase: And cake.
Zoey: Oh, so you guys just want pizza.
Chase: And cake!
Chase: And cake.
Zoey: Oh, so you guys just want pizza.
Chase: And cake!
Logan: Here's a little tip: Try to make the balls go in the basket.
Zoey: And here's a tip for you: Try to make words not come out of your mouth!
Zoey: And here's a tip for you: Try to make words not come out of your mouth!
Dana: Can I play?
Zoey: Um, we kind of already have a full team.
Quinn: Bye!
Zoey: I guess you're in.
Zoey: Um, we kind of already have a full team.
Quinn: Bye!
Zoey: I guess you're in.
Nicole: You're the only girl on our team that can play this game. The rest of us are "suckish"
Quinn: Is "Suckish" a word?
Quinn: Is "Suckish" a word?
Logan: Hope you girls have learned your lesson!
Coach: I sure have. How would you two girls like to be on the basketball team?
Coach: I sure have. How would you two girls like to be on the basketball team?
Dustin: Psst, Zoey, psst!
Zoey: Dustin?
Dustin: Good Luck! But I can't root for you.
Zoey: Why not?
Dustin: Because the guys said if I root for the girls, they'll shave off my eyebrows!
Zoey: Don't let them scare you!
Dustin: Too late, I'm way past scared. Anyway, good luck!
Zoey: Dustin?
Dustin: Good Luck! But I can't root for you.
Zoey: Why not?
Dustin: Because the guys said if I root for the girls, they'll shave off my eyebrows!
Zoey: Don't let them scare you!
Dustin: Too late, I'm way past scared. Anyway, good luck!
Nicole: (about the urinal) Why is it here?
Zoey: Because this used to be a boy's dorm.
Nicole: Well, it creeps me out.
Zoey: You act like it's the first time you've seen one of these things.
Nicole: Oh, please, I wasn't born yesterday. I know about boy stuff. So, how do they sit on it?
Zoey: Because this used to be a boy's dorm.
Nicole: Well, it creeps me out.
Zoey: You act like it's the first time you've seen one of these things.
Nicole: Oh, please, I wasn't born yesterday. I know about boy stuff. So, how do they sit on it?
Chase: (points to Jim)...Jim
Zoey: That's the gym?
Chase: Oh, no, that's my bud, Jim. Hey Jim!
Zoey: 'Sup Jim! I like Jim.
Chase: Jim's good people.
Zoey: That's the gym?
Chase: Oh, no, that's my bud, Jim. Hey Jim!
Zoey: 'Sup Jim! I like Jim.
Chase: Jim's good people.
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