The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius quotes

Ah, it’s a beautiful night for a stroll, eh, Carl?

Oh, yeah, sure is, Jimmy. Um, listen, why am I wearing a crash helmet and a parachute?

Because you get to test the Neutron catastrophic simulation escape system!

Really? Oh, thanks a lot, Jimmy. Now, when you say the word catastrophic...

W-Well, it's more catastrophic than a claustrophobically cataclysmic simulation Carl, and it's clearly different.

Oh... Really?

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[scoldingly and sternly] James Issac Neutron, how many times have I told you to pick up your pants?!

Well, I know just the dog who can answer that, Mom. [Snaps fingers, Goddard comes out] Goddard, access maternal reprehend data, cross reference: pants.

[Goddard begins replaying the times Judy asked Jimmy to pick up his pants.]

[onscreen] Jimmy! Pick up your pants, please? - Uh, Jimmy? Pick up your pants. - Pick up your pants. - Pants. - Jimmy! - Jimmy? - Jimmy? - Pick 'em up. - Jimmy! - Pick up… - Pick up… - Jimmy? - …Your pants! [Screen says "54 times to date"] I rest my case. Okay, no more Mrs. Nice Mom.

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Hugh

Zingo! Let's have pie.

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Libby

You are one obsessed chic.

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Got that right, girlfriend!

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[Cindy presents her report with Jimmy unintentionally joining in]

Origami: the ancient art of Japanese paper folding. I will be making the most difficult of all origami structures; a snow monkey.

Actually, paper folding originated in China-

Riding a flying dragon-

In the second century A.D.-

While drinking tea-

And was brought to Japan-

On a ladder-

In the 6th century-

IN DECEMBER!

Cindy, I didn't know you and Jimmy were doing this report together.

We're not!

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Cindy's pants are going down!

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My uncle is from Texas!

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So. Neutron, I bet you think you're a great big hero.

Well, Cindy, you know, it's just all...

It was your stupid fault all this happened! I'm watching you, Big Brain. But I was in my underwear.

Sheen

Well, I'm left speechless. Ultra Lord, would you care to retort. [imitating Ultra Lord] My new pants are, like, so cool! I could just about die. [normally] That's just what I was thinking.

I missed you, pants. It's so good to be back inside.

Sheen

Can we go to the movies now, Jimmy?

Okay. Last one there buys the candy!

[sternly] James Isaac Neutron, you made this mess, and you guys are not going anywhere until you 3…pick up these pants.

Mom!

CSCarl and Sheen

Mrs. Neutron!

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[as Jimmy sadly marches on his way to school] Honestly, Jimmy, sometimes I wish you weren't such a little genius.

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Neutron, why don't you just go to college and leave us all alone.

[The students chatter in agreement as Principal Willoughby walks in the classroom]

PWPrincipal Willoughby

Good news, everyone, Jimmy Neutron's state test scores were the highest in world history. [Jimmy cowers in his seat as all the students glare coldly at him and leave for recess as the bell rings] Okay, time for recess. [shouting] NO ONE GO NEAR JIMMY'S HEAD! [quietly] That was precious cargo.

I liked your project, Libby.

Libby

Ah! [holds up a skull in front of Jimmy's face] Talk to the skull.

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Sheen

[after Jimmy attempts to use the Brain Drain helmet on himself] Wow, look at him. He looks so...so similar.

Aw, that's okay, Jim. There's always next time.