All That quotes

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•"If your face looks like a fig, and it's your birthday...then happy birthday, fig face!"

"Thank you".

•"If you eat 42 strawberries, 78 bananas, 50 grapes, and 200 apples...then you're FULL OF FRUIT!"

•"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.* The dandruff on my uncle falls mainly on his spaghetti".

•"Having a mouse in your pants is weird. Building a tiny gymnasium in your pants for the mouse to work out in is downright peculiar".

•"If you're drinking apple juice, and it feels warm...odds are, that ain't apple juice".

•"There's no real reason to play basketball naked".

•"On Halloween, it's fun to go up to people's doors and say, 'Trick or treat'. On Groundhog's Day, it's fun to go up to people's doors and say, 'It's Groundhog's Day. Now let me look between your toes!'".

•"It's not...'okay' to eat breakfast cereal out of your underpants.

•"If a neighbor asks you if he can borrow a cup of sugar, you'll sound weird if you say...'Oh, you can have the sugar...if you let me drink out of your toilet...'".

•"At fine restaurants, it's considered rude to butter yourself".

•"If you're on a first date with someone, never stick your finger in their spaghetti, twirl it, and holler, 'Lookit, date; I'm makin' s'ghetti circles!'".

•"It's not nice to go up to someone, shove waffles up their nose, and then say, ' Who 's got a nose fulla waffles? You do...'".

•"When it rains, it pours. When it snows...it's cold".