TV show quotes
I'm making your "Abraham Lincoln's Birthday" birthday cake, Garfield.
Garfield: Leave the beard off this time, will you, Jon? [from The Creature That Lived in the Refridgerator Behind the Mayonnaise, Next to the Ketchup, and to the Left of the Coleslaw]
[ At one point of the nightmare, a king-size giant Garfield (from overeating) gets beamed up by an alien spacecraft] Yoo-hoo! Mr. Spock? Anyone?
Greetings, earth creature. You, no doubt, have questions.
Yeah. Got anything to eat?
[checking the cat's plumage] Hmmm... Nice and plump. We did a good job fattening you up with the interplanetary hunger ray.
Fattening me up?
But of course, you will be Thanksgiving dinner for the entire planet of Clarion. And there'll be planty left over for sandwiches the next day.
Me? Sandwiches?! No. No! I'd make lousy sandwiches! [the ship takes off into outer space] I wanna see Jon again, and Odie! He can have all his dog biscuits! NOOO! [fades back to reality]I'll go on a diet! I'll lose weight! You don't want me for Thanksgiving dinner! My drumsticks have fur on 'em! [feels a familiar lick] No! They're baisting me! They're... [wakes up to find Odie in front of him] I know that slurp! Odie?
"You folks have this confused. I'm real, and you're animated." [from Episode 1]
"I just checked the TV listings; I'm the only thing on right now." [from Episode 2]
"Smart kids watch this show; other kids change the channel." [from Episode 3]
"Maybe not as funny as pro wrestling, but a lot more realistic." [from Episode 4]
"This show is K-rated - no adults unless accompanied by a kid." [from Episode 5]
"Pay careful attention, everyone; there'll be a quiz later." [from Episode 6]
"The Garfield Guarantee - no giant robots or annoying little blue people." [from Episode 7]
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