Codename: Kids Next Door quotes

Numbuh 1

Knock it off! Why are we in the kiddy pool?

Because the water is nice and warm?

This is your captain, Numbuh 2, speaking. At this time we would like to request that you hang on to your underwear! Wa ha ha ha ha hoo! Wahoo! [presses a button on the control panel, which envelopes the Sector V in pods. The pods are then deployed]

Numbuh 1

Hand over the cake... and we'll be on our way.

[as Laura Limpin undergoes a strange transformation] Oh, did I forget to mention Laura's little... condition? Meet the Big Badolescent.

Wouldn't you prefer to open the gifts after our little game is finished?

But I want to open them... [starts to transform into an enormous behemoth] NOW!

Fine, fine, fine, we'll open the gifts. Just stay calm... [They read the label on the present] "Kids Next Door, battle stations"?

[After getting the password for the ice cream factory] That was too easy! [Numbuh 2 lands on the ice cream factory] That was still too easy! [After falling into the trap set by the Delightful Children] I told you it was too easy! [Riding the wave of ice cream out of the trapped ice-cream factory] I like it when things are too easy!

Hey, Numbuh 1! You might want to check this out!

Numbuh 1

A roadblock! Quick, tell Numbuh 4 to turn the truck around!

I am Numbuh 4!

Numbuh 1

Then who's driving the-

Hey, frosty! Come get a lickin'.

[As the fudge he is covered in is hardening] You think chocolate can stop me? [The fudge he is covered in finally hardens. He talks while hardened] I hate you!

A heater?! Who puts a heater in an ice cream factory?!

Where are our super powered anti-adult air attack missiles?

[At a tea party, with two missiles dressed up, holding a cup of uranium] Ahem. More uranium, Mrs. Missile?

Curses! The curfew alert! Um, we have to leave now, or Father will be positively furious.

[Tired] My head hurts.

[Tired] Numbuh 5 is wiped out.

Finally, there you are. Okay, you wasted the whole night sleeping. We can't change that. But we can make up time if we focus on our clam cannon.

[Tired] Whatever. [Picks up the cereal box] I'm gonna focus on my cereal.

But I want breakfast!

[Slams his fist onto the table] No breakfast! As permanent temporary intern leader, I, Numbuh Four command you to begin construction on– my– CANNON!

No more breaks! If you wanna build a clam cannon, you can't take breaks. And you can't have cake! Can you build a clam cannon while eating cake on your break? Ha! It can't be done! I'd love to see those Delightful Children try and take our cake! They want cake? We'll give 'em clams! LOTS OF CLAMS! [Stops walking] The fact is- [Pulls out sunglasses] you guys need a leader. [Opens one handle] A REAL leader. [Opens the other handle] A leader- [Puts on the sunglasses] like- me.

Numbuh 1

Code Red! The treehouse is under attack! Kids Next Door, battle stations!

[armed with a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. connected to an electrical outlet] I'll take care of those study-happy sickos!

[appearing through a window] Mad Dad mad! You get bad report card, AGAIN! [launches himself at Numbuh 4]

[quickly knocks him out with his S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.] And that ain't my report card, ya nut!

Plug me in, Numbuh 5!

Power is on.

You cannot defeat the Terrible Tutor! [shoots textbooks from his sleeves; Numbuh 3 shoots teddy bears with her T.H.U.M.P.E.R. and easily knocks him down]

Numbuh 2, the Heli-Teacher's all yours!

[cackling] Your aim is as bad as your schoolwork!

[jumps through a huge hole in the treehouse wall] Naughty children make Midwestern Mom ANGRY!

[victoriously] Yeah, we kicked butt!

Numbuh 1

Numbuh 2! [points to the weapon] What is this?

[sheepishly] Um… A Rubber Band Food Flinger?

Numbuh 1

A rubber band food flinger?! Are you kidding me?! Our super amazing treehouse, supreme center of our 2x4 Technology, is home to an inexhaustible power supply. And all you can think to make is a big rubber band?!