Jellystone! quotes

Uh, Yogi?

Ah, Boo-Boo, I didn’t see you there. Do you mind holding my toothbrush for me? Thanks, bestest buddy. Really appreciate it.

Thanks? Wait, this is MY toothbrush.

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Uh, you know something, Yogi? I’m starting to feel invisible to everyone in town. Do you feel that too or is it just- [Yogi drives away to work, leaving Boo-Boo all alone.] Huh, think I’m sad. Nothing something like mental therapy won’t fix!

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[to Snagglepuss] YOU WEREN’T THINKING OF BUYING THOSE BOOTS, WEREN’T YOU?!

[not noticing nor seeing Boo-Boo while walking] Did someone, uh, say something?

[after realizing Snagglepuss did not see nor heard him] Oh, no. I really do want attention, but... Do I DARE fly so close to the sun? [after ten seconds of silence] OH, I GOTTA HAVE THEM! [goes inside the store, then comes back outside with a yo-yo instead of the boots] Oh, man! I got so nervous and bought a yo-yo instead! [goes inside the store, then comes back outside with the boots on] Oh, who am I kidding? I look so ridiculous. [Peter walks and bumps on Boo-Boo’s long boots; He looks up, and, for once, sees Boo-Boo]

Peter Potamus

[to Boo-Boo] Lookin' fly.

[walks away from Boo-Boo; cut to Boo-Boo walking to work with everyone in Jellystone noticing him thanks to the boots]

Howdy, Boo-Boo!

Jabberjaw

Aw, what up, double Boo?

DDDoggie Daddy

[to Augie] See that guy in the Boots there, sweetie? That’s what a real man looks like.

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And then I said, "Whoever said the rhyme, committed the crime"! [the ladies laugh; Boo-Boo arrives]

WGWally Gator

Who’s that? [turns around and notices Boo-Boo] OH, WOW! BOO-BOO!

[to Yogi and Wally] Hey, guys. Sorry I’m late! [shows his rear end]

[to Boo-Boo] Don’t apologize, Bestest Buddy, you look great! [to the ladies] Now anyway, as I was-

WGWally Gator

[to Boo-Boo] Boo-Boo, will you sign my cast?

[to Wally] Dude, I love to, but I don’t have a pen.

WGWally Gator

[shows his casted arm to Boo-Boo] KISS IT THEN. [Boo-Boo kisses it] IT’S HEALED! My arm is healed! [touches his cast] Ow. [Cindy walks to Yogi, looking at her clipboard]

[to Yogi] Alright, Yogi, you’ve got a surgery to preform in 30 [looks up at Boo-Boo showing off, trails off] minutes...

[to Cindy, stops showing off, embarrassed] Oh my gosh! I’m sorry. I, uh, didn’t mean to-

[to Boo-Boo] Boo-Boo, I gotta say, you look AWESOME in those boots. Row.

I’m just gonna deal with this surgery real quick, and we’ll have lunch. How’s th-

[to Boo-Boo, cutting off Yogi’s sentence] Actually, Boo-Boo, how about you would like to do surgery for a change?

[Yogi’s jaw drops]

But, But, But, But, But, But, But-

[to Cindy] Oh, really? But I’m a nurse, not a doctor.

[to Boo-Boo, as they walk off the distance whilst Yogi lifts up his jaw] You’ll get the hang of it. Now, have you ever held a knife before?

[to Cindy, off-screen] Does a kitchen knife count?

[to Boo-Boo and Cindy] Alright, guys, I’ll see you later. Hmmm...

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JMr. Jinks

[after Boo-Boo saves his life] Like, I’m alive! [turns around at Boo-Boo, tail wagging] You saved my life! Geee.

[to Jinks] Aw, thanks. It was nothing.

JMr. Jinks

[to Boo-Boo] Hey, I just, like, bought a trampoline. I was hoping you’d jump on with me, y’know.

SDSquiddly Diddly

That was, like, the coolest think ever! [gives Boo-Boo her car keys] I want you to have my new car! [Winsome Witch arrives with her flying broomstick]

WWWinsome Witch

[to Boo-Boo] Mama’s got a better ride for you, baby.

[various Hanna-Barbara characters, including Peter Potamus, So-So, Doggie Daddy and Captain Caveman paise Boo-Boo and leave with him while singing "Oh he’s a jolly good fellow", leaving a dumbfounded Yogi all alone in the cafeteria]

[to Cindy] Ah, Cindy, wanna go watch a movie together and stuff?

[to Yogi, as she’s about to leave] No.

[Cindy nervously walks away from the cafeteria, leaving a shocked Yogi all alone in the cafeteria]

[to himself] Well, at least I still have my positive attitude. [Peter arrives and walks on Yogi, not noticing nor hearing him]

Peter Potamus

Where am I?

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S1V.I.P. Baby You Know Me

MRMaw Rugg

Which one of you ding-dang dingleberries gave our cafe a one-star review?!

FFleegle

Ooooh, I forgot to delete that post.

MRMaw Rugg

Time to bust some heads!

[Cue offscreen beatdown]

SRShag Rugg

[offscreen] Everybody, run for your lives!

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S1El Kabong’s Kabong is Gone

FFleegle

And now, with that annoying guitar out of the way, we’re free to do as much crime as we want, which is a lot!

BSThe Banana Splits

(All laughing, while Snorky honks)

EKEl Kabong

(Sobbing) WHYYYYYYYYYY?! SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Jellystone, a town under siege. The Banana Splits have been up to some serious no-good. From defacing government property to painting all the fruit the wrong color.

Peter Potamus

I just want an apple. Which one is an apple?

Snagglepuss (off-screen): No one in town has been left unscathed.

Captain Caveman

They wrote Wash Me on back of me van. (Sniffs) Now me gotta wash me van! (cries)

For some reason, they stole Yogi’s tie and replaced it with... a fish?

It’s still alive, Boo-Boo! Get it off me! GET IT OFF!

Jabberjaw

Well, I keep waiting for one of them to text me. Jabberjaw, you’re so fine, Jabberjaw, all I do is think of you, Jabberjaw, let’s go smoochy-smoochy, but nothing. No texts. Text me!

In these trying times, the question everyone’s asking is, where’s our hero, El Kabong?, and also, “Can I pull off this scarf, even?”

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S1Catanooga Cheese Explosion

(Shows the Jellystone Hospital building with him talking off-screen): Open wide. (He then looks inside Augie’s mouth while saying “Ahhh”) Some teeth, a tongue, looks right. (He then turns to his companion Boo-Boo) Hey, Boo-Boo, hand me my tiny hammer. (He then gives Yogi a tiny hammer, then touches Augie’s knees) HA! Good news, she’s alive and kicking!

How are you feeling, Augie?

ADAugie Doggie

(Her stomach growls) (Coughs) Oh, I’m so full.

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[Yogi arrives back at the Catanooga Cheese Explosion with a baby (who is actually Boo-Boo in a baby disguise) and shows him to Chopper]

A table for one father and one son, please!

Uh, goo, goo, ga, ga?

CChopper

[not fooled by Boo-Boo’s baby disguise] I’m calling the police.

[Yogi and Boo Boo walk back outside]

[to Boo-Boo] Ah, your baby costume was useless. I didn’t know how she saw through it! She’s clearly some sort of a wizard. [to himself] I’m gonna need a real kid. Some kid desperate, and short, and has a big blue hat and a country accent.

SRShag Rugg

[offscreen] Help a desperate, short kid with a big blue hat and a country accent buy some tokens! [Yogi turns around and sees Shag handing out custom T-shirts with his face on them, but everyone else is top busy to notice] Handmade by yours truly. Only just 5 dollars!

[to Yogi] Well, have fun, Yogi. [walks off into the distance] I’m going home.