George of the Jungle quotes

Girls, Clementine is bad! She eats trees, and spits cheese! I made a rhymey-thingy!

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S1The Naked Ape Man

[George has lost his loincloth; Dr. Towel Scott and Witch Doctor are laughing at him]

George... You're... au natural.

Yes, George is a natural rescuer.

No, no! I mean... you are... buck naked! [Laughs with Witch Doctor]

[Thinking Dr. Scott called him a different name] No, I'm George. You know, [sings the theme tune] "of the Jungle". [Laughs]

[Dr. Towel Scott and Witch Doctor laugh some more at George]

WDWitch Doctor

You lo... [laughs] lost your loincloth!

[George looks down, screams, and runs off as Dr. Towel Scott and Witch Doctor keep laughing]

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[George runs through the jungle]

George needs a new loincloth!

[George runs past a marmoset, who becomes mortified upon seeing the jungle man naked, and faints. George goes behind a bush, finds some leaves, and fashions himself some pants made out of them. Suddenly, a crunching noise is heard]

[Confused] Did the jungle just get... colder?

[A giraffe is eating George's pants. Both the giraffe and George look down and scream. After George runs away, the giraffe spits out the leaves, squirts toothpaste on his teeth, and frantically brushes]

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ANT HILL!!!

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[George finds an abandoned fog-infested camp. He finds some explorer's clothes hanging on a clothesline]

Yes! Clothes! Beautiful clothes!

[George removes the clothes off the clothesline and puts them on]

Why not?

[An explorer finds George]

EExplorer

I say, Dr. Livingood, what a relief to finally find you!

Oh, no, no. George's name is George.

EExplorer

And after eight long months of searching!

[George stares at the explorer, confused]

[Slowly] George.

EExplorer

Oh, a terrible journey! Storms at sea, pirates, cannibals, pirate cannibals! Oh! I would have found you, too, if I hadn't fallen into that hole. [Points to a deep hole in the ground]

[Looks down the hole] You fell down there?

EExplorer

And I never came out! Bad luck that day.

Wait... If you're... [points down the hole] there... but you're also... [pokes the explorer's nose] here... But that means you're a... a...

EExplorer

[Transforms into a ghost with the appearance of a skeleton in explorer's clothing] A... ghoooooooooooost! [laughs evilly]

Right. So, if you're a...

EExplorer

A ghost! [Flies around George, laughing evilly again; his laughter dies down as he realizes George isn't scared]

And I'm wearing your clothes...

EExplorer

[Confused] Uh... Boo?

Then I must be wearing... [realizes in horror] GHOST PANTS!!!

[One by one, the clothes on George start disappearing. George tries to use the hat to cover himself up, but it was no use. George, now naked again, gasps in horror. The ghost's jaw drops, he screams like a girl, and retreats into the hole]

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S1Aromageddon

Smell is heading for the river! But it doesn't know the shortcut! Follow George!

If it touches that water, it'll be... Aromageddon.

MMagnolia

And that's bad, right?

Very! Imagine all the water in the jungle tasting like... Dirty George!

MUMagnolia, Ursula, and Ape

[Gasp] We're doomed!

[They all glare at George, who giggles nervously.]

WDWitch Doctor

[Coughs] Not necessarily.

MMagnolia

My perfume!

WDWitch Doctor

I've increased the sweetness and purity by a power of Boogity 11.

[Angrily] There is no such number as Boogity 11, you bone-shaking troglodyte!

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S1Found Temple of Gold

[George and Ape are having dinner in Big Mitch's temple. Ape is sitting grumpily]

[Loudly] Ape is mad, right? Because George traded our house?

[Ape hits his plate with his knife.]

Yeah. George can tell.

Pass the salt, please.

[George pushes the salt shaker across the table, but it is bombarded by booby traps, reducing the salt shaker to ash by the time it reaches Ape]

Sorry!

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"No takebacks"? Do you know what this means?

Uh...

It means we can never go home again. What have you done, George?

Me?! Well, this is all Ape's fault!

How is it my fault?

[Raises his finger, about to say something, but then looks around, confused] Somehow!

It's a good thing this is a big temple, because I don't wanna talk to you right now!

We'll talk later, then?

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[George is in Egypt, talking to a monkey sitting on a camel]

And I'll give you all this in exchange for... Egypt!

MMonkey

Hmm... [hands George the deed to Egypt] Deal!

[Gasps excitedly]

There's no way Mitch won't give us our house back in exchange for all of Egypt. [Ape turns around] Right, George? [He sees George isn't here; ice cubes jingling and pouring is heard] George?

[Much to his horror, Ape sees George at a monkey's lemonade stand, trading the deed to Egypt for lemonade]

GEORGE, WAIT!

[Ape runs up to George as he drinks his lemonade]

George! Did you just trade the nation of Egypt for a glass of lemonade?!