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S1 E15Unfinished Business

What a bunch of cowboy lame-os. They do not deserve to be in the same room as our righteous rockstar moves.

At least their horses seemed into it.

Newsflash, Ami. These yokels are deadbeats. Kaz wouldn't know a good gig if it crawled up his pant leg and died.

HHarmony

Ha hah! You're funny.

Girls, say hello to Harmony. Winner of the Puffy AmiYumi Ultimate Fan Contest!

HHarmony

I'm your number one fan!

[Ami sees a box of Super Rainbow Blast cereal] I need that!

Are you alright?

I can't believe they have them! There's Bunny Huggles, Monkey Huggles, Puppy Huggles, Kitty Huggles, and Donkey Huggles! When you connect all five together, they create a Super Cuddle Love Hug! Isn't that awesome?

[sarcastically] Yeah, awesomely sappy.

MMMayor MiQueso

Allow me to welcome you to our humble town. Los Gatos Feos. [ a cat meowing is heard ]

Uh, what was that?

MMMayor MiQueso

What was what?

あなた は 眠くなる~。。。 [Anata wa nemukunaru~... Translation: You are getting sleepy~...]

ほーかさ の はなし を しよう。。。 [Ho-kasa no hanashi o shiyou... Translation: Let's talk a little...]

[El Diablo comes to his senses and eats the pocket watch]

I don't think the therapy's working...

Looks like Kaz accidentally locked us out again.

Well, I guess we'll just have to accidentally wake him up. Hey, Kaz! Open up!

Ah. Sorry, girls. I can't let you in. Uh, by the way, how did the show go?

Whoa. Back up. What do you mean you can't let us in? We live here.

Used to live here. Rent was due on the first and you girls never paid up. So I had no choice but to evict you.

Have you been eating paste? It's us, Ami and Yumi! Since when do we pay rent?

Since I came up with the brilliant idea yesterday. Heh. That reminds me. Gimme a call if you know anyone looking for a place. Sayonara!

Kaz, you better let us in!

Forget it. It's too hard to look cool standing on a giant tongue depressor.

(crying) But, Yumi, how am I gonna meet tall frosties if I'm beached and they're all catching the tasty wave action? It's not fair!

(sighs) Fine. I'll do it.

Totally rad.

Okay now stop talking like that.

Trust me, Yumi, you're gonna love surfing. And who knows? Maybe we'll even score some cute dates.

The only date I'm interested in is the one with that All-U-Can Eat Luau Bar. So let's make this snappy, okay?

Great. What are we gonna do now?

Simple, we'll just paddle back to shore.

Nothing to drink, nothing to eat. We're doomed down here!

It's okay, Yumi. We can just drink all of this incredible wonderfully creamy milk. [drinks saltwater from the ocean]

[grabs Ami] Ami, what are you doing? That’s not milk, it’s nasty salt water!

Don't be silly. Of course it’s milk. Why else would those pretty flying unicorns be drinking it?

Gosh, Yumi. I sure learned something today. How about you?

No doubt. Stay away from discount sushi.

It can be hazardous to your health.

Not to mention the health of our cheapskate manager! And that's a lesson that rocks.

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