Samurai Pizza Cats quotes

This is Little Tokyo. A hometown. Like your hometown. That is, if your hometown is populated by flying ducks, talking hippos and other cartoon characters. Little Tokyo. A city of contrasts where incomes are high, cholesterol levels are low; everyone gets cable TV and yet, a place where quaint street vendors are still a common sight. Little Tokyo. Where the old meets the new.

Fresh, natural video tape players! Come get them while they're hot!

Little Tokyo. Home of the national tai-chi mahjong champions, the world's third largest ball of twine and, of course, the Samurai Pizza Cats Pizza Parlor, where you'll find the greatest heroes on Earth - the customers.

Hey Lady, do you serve shrimps lady?

Do we serve shrimp? Of course we do.

Sure. It doesn't matter to us how short you are.

Can you believe those two guys getting all starry eyed over a girl like Lucille?

Tomcats. You can't live with them and you can't throw them down a well and drown them. There really aught to be a law.

It's been fun. But I gotta run!

Whats with the violence!? I got a clause in my contract so I don't have to do that drastic stuff! Hey! Somebody get my agent on the phone right now.

Well, my my, look what the cat dragged in.

Darn, I would do anything for you, Lucille. To other people, you might just be a hand painted animated character but you mean a lot more than that to me.

An entire city block is flattened in the blink of an eye, including a retirement home for ageing ninja turtles.

It's launch time folks.

The Samurai Pizza Cats leap into action. Polly Esther. Speedy Cerviche. Guido Anchovy.

[sung] Samauri Pizza Cats.

They're ready to fire when you need them just call. They know how to stop crime. Just do what they say. If you don't want a bad time, stay outta their way. [laughs] oh I love those cats.

[sung] Samurai Pizza Cats.

The heroes who always wear fur. [laughs]

All systems go. Wind speed and trajectory look good and our biorhythms couldn't be better. Stand by.

[loudspeaker] Attention citizens of Little Tokyo. They're off on a mission to save the whole city. What an achievement if you are a kitty.

kaboom!

Look, there goes those stupid pizza cats polluting the atmosphere again!

Good grief as if it weren't bad enough dodging pigeons.

[Evil laugh] Go ahead make my day!

[Off screen] Hey, worm-breath!

Who said that?

Three guesses bird brain.

We'll give you a hint. We're the stars of this cartoon.

You guys. Well, you're too late this time.

We spoke to the producer! There's plenty of time left in the episode.

What? Now they tell me!

Sorry Chicken Licken, when the going gets tough, I like to play rough. I'm Guido Anchovy.

And I've got no match when its time to scratch. You can call me Polly Esther. Love ya! [Blows Kiss]

I'm the only cat in this show who doesn't know how to rhyme. Speedy Cerviche at your service.

Samurai Pizza Cats!

Holy Hairball! I haven't seen such a cheap theatrical entrance since Junior High School drama class. Only there the costumes were better!

The Samurai Sunspot Umbrella. When Guido fires it up, you know the pizza cats are really cooking!

That pun was horrible.

Man, I've heard of turning up the heat on crime but this really bakes the cake. If you're taking orders, you know I like my bird a little crispy on the outside.

Yeah but watch out for heartburn.

Now it's time for the claws of repression! Come and get it love birds!

...calling on mystical powers of the magical Ginzu sword. Carefully withdrawing the patented self-sharpening blade from its sheath he's ready for action. He's ready for danger. He's ready to accept the coveted Emmy award for the best stupid pet trick. Wielding his blade like a surgeon's scalpel he lets out a battle cry.

It's time to op-er-ate!

GO ON, GET GOING!

Please Polly not the washroom!

I always knew your career would end up in the toilet

YOU LITTLE RAT!!

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!

There was a little rat, didn't ya see it?

(spoken) Will somebody PLEASE cue that bird?

Samurai Pizza Cats (Oh, yeah!)

Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?

Samurai Pizza Cats (Right on!)

They're stampin' out crime and you know that ain't baloney.

Here Come the Pizza Cats!

They're so bad! (Ta-da!)

They're stronger than old cheese (Stronger than old cheese!)

They're fighting crime...

All over town!

The Big Cheese is the villan who's lower than low.

Samurai Pizza Cats (narrator laughs as Speedy falls into the sea)

(spoken) Ladies and gentlemen, the Samurai Pizza Cats Fan Club Oath!

The Pizza Cats are samurai and I'd like to note...

Their antics take your breath away...

Like furballs in your throat.

We kittens are a special breed. We never call retreat.

Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down...

We land upon (blows a kiss) our feet!

So hail to thee, o Pizza Cat! Please ring your little bell! (Speedy rings his collar bell)

PIZZA CATS!

Samurai Pizza Cats!

We hope you liked the show, it's the best that we could do.

Samurai Pizza Cats!

If you could do better, then we'd leave it up to you.

Samurai Pizza Cats!

They're fighting crime. Oh yes!

All over town.

Read all the credits, so you know who did the work.

Samurai Pizza Cats! (Narrator laughs)