Lexx quotes

Kai

I am Kai, last of the Brunnen-G. Millennia ago, the Brunnen-G led humanity to victory in the war against the Insect civilization. The Time Prophet predicted that I would be the one to destroy the Divine Order and the League of 20,000 Planets. Some day, that will happen… but not today, as today is my day of death. The day our story begins.

Stan

May His Merciful Shadow fall upon... me, preferably.

Life's a mixup. Heh.

Everybody always leaves me.

Kai

I killed mothers with their babies. I've killed great philosophers, proud young warriors, and revolutionaries. I've killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak, and the beautiful. I have done this in the service of His Divine Shadow and his predecessors, and I have never once shown any mercy.

His Divine Shadow

Kill them!

Kai

That I will not do.

His Divine Shadow

Then kill yourself.

Kai

I am already dead.

Stan

What are you doing?

I don't exactly know. Coming?

Xev

What kind of robot are you?

One that wants to live in your underwear.

Kai

I'm dead. I have no future.

Kai

In the Light Universe, I have been darkness. Perhaps in the Dark Zone I can be light.

Lexx

My captain is Stanley Tweedle. I blow up planets for him.

How biological of you.

Stan

This is incredible. The last available woman in the entire universe, and she's passing me over for a corpse!

Girlfriend... I will eat you first.

Kai

Dinner is cancelled.

Bla bla bla bla bla. Dullness. Ethereal, ephemeral dullness. Allegorical dullness. The blunted boredom rises from the gorge of her insufferable lips and floats like the tedious feather of a long dead bird until it lands it nakedly tired memory next to your fleshy feet.