Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realize I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it: "Breaking the Cycle", "Heal Yourself in 7 Days", "Stop Blaming Yourself, Please", and "Help for the Bed-Wetting Child", which I picked up by mistake. But I've got them all!
Characters
Virginia LewisKimberley Williams · 9 quotes
WolfScott Cohen · 6 quotes
Anthony LewisJohn Larroquette · 5 quotes
Evil QueenDianne Wiest · 5 quotes
HuntsmanRutger Hauer · 4 quotes
BurlyHugh O'Gorman · 3 quotes
King WendellDaniel Lapaine · 3 quotes
Relish the Troll KingEd O'Neill · 3 quotes
TTony3 quotes
Most scenes together: Wolf & Evil Queen (3), Virginia Lewis & Wolf (2), Virginia Lewis & Evil Queen (2)
My name is Virginia...and I live on the edge of the forest.
I'm gonna die of long hair!
Well, at least things can't get any worse.
You haven't seen my father walking around anywhere here, have you? Oh, he might have been singing "Whiter Shade of Pale".
What is it with you people? What kind of twisted upbringing did you have? You know, why can't you just say, 'Oh, that'll be 100 gold coins'? Why does it always have to be, 'No! Not unless you lay a magic egg, or count the hairs on that giant's ass!'?
Well, it's "slice the fruitcake" time again.
All right, Mr. I-don't-have-to-look-but-I-can-chop-wood, your name is Rumpelstiltskin.
Time for walkies!
I know your destiny. You'll ask a question, and die before it is answered.
This is a magic crossbow. When fired, it will not stop until it hits the heart of a living being. It cannot miss.
What is destined to happen, will happen, no matter what we do!
What a pathetic display. How DARE you, call yourselves my children!
I'm taking my half of the kingdom right now. Wanna make something of it?
[Burly, Bluebell and Blabberwort look out at Manhattan]
BBlabberwort
This isn't part of the Nine Kingdoms! This is a magical place! Look at all those lights!
BBluebell
They must go through a ton of candles!
BBlabberwort
Maybe we should claim this kingdom!
That's a sensational idea! Let's grab it before someone else does!
BBlabberwort
[drawing a dagger] I hereby claim this land and all its inhabitants in the name of the Troll nation. Henceforth, it shall be known as- what should we call it?
[the three trolls think for a moment]
BBluebell
The 10th Kingdom!
BBBlabberwort, Bluebell, Burly
The 10th Kingdom!
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