The Proud Family quotes

We're not here to do some stupid cheer, so just empty your pockets and put the money in here.

Nubia

Now!

Suga Mama

[to Penny] I told you to ditch that Dijonay a long time ago!

Penny

How do they expect me to act like a grownup on this little bit of money they give me?

Dijonay

I don't even get the little, just the bit.

LaCienega

I hear that. I can't do anything on the 50 my parents give me.

Penny

Fifty cents? I guess I shouldn't feel too bad!

LaCienega

That's fifty dollars, Penny Pincher!

[to Penny] What have you learned?

Penny

That an allowance is not a right, but a privilege. And from now on, let Mama do the negotiating.

What? Did you hear what she just said?

Trudy

Yes, and that's my girl.

Trudy

[to Penny] Ok, baby. You know the rules. No loud music.

No boys.

Trudy

No running up my phone bill.

No boys.

Trudy

And the most important rule of all...

No boys.

Dijonay

Yesterday, someone spread a nasty rumor about Penny Proud and Myron Lewinski. Today, Myron is in my studio and he's here to set things straight. Welcome to the show, Myron!

Thank you, Dijonay, with your fine self.

Dijonay

Oh, Myron, you so smooth. If you weren't with Penny, I--

Penny

Dijonay!

Dijonay

So, erm, Myron, what exactly DID happen between you and Penny last Saturday night?

As usual, the ladies are all over me and...[Penny slaps Myron in the back of the head] Uh, I mean nothing happened. Penny is a nice girl and I have nothing, but the utmost love...[Penny slaps him again] I mean respect for her.

I like antelope liver. With some fava beans. And a nice chianti.

Wizard Kelly

That's Mission Impossible. Everywhere the Wizard goes, I hear a Sir-Paid-A-Lot song. "I'm gonna BEEP BEEP your BEEP!". It's just so darn catchy.

Penny

[to Dijonay] Can you keep a secret?

Dijonay

Girl, you know I can't!

Penny

Good.

Trudy

Well, this has to be the most embarrassing night of my life.

So I forgot to take down the Christmas lights, I said I'm sorry.

Suga Mama

Not you, Jingle Bells, she's talking about Penny.

Penny

Ew! Why is your hair sticking out like that?

Suga Mama

Because it was N-A-P-P-Y.

[to Penny when she wants to play boys' football] There's no pain like football pain.

Trudy

Oh, yeah. What about childbirth?

Well, okay, that's worse, but I'm not signing a permission slip for that either.

Penny

I could have won the game.

Trudy

Oh, Penny, you won so much more. You won so much more.

Penny

[to Oscar] You always tell me to grow up, but when I try to, you treat me like a little kid! You guys don't let me do anything!

Well, class, your essays on "Who Inspires Me" certainly didn't inspire me.