TV show quotes
Characters
Alfred PennyworthJB Blanc · 30 quotes
KKatana26 quotes
Tatsu YamashiroSumalee Montano · 23 quotes
Bruce WayneAnthony Ruivivar · 22 quotes
LGLt. Gordon18 quotes
Barbara GordonTara Strong · 17 quotes
AnarkyWallace Langham · 12 quotes
Harvey DentChristopher McDonald · 11 quotes
MagpieGrey DeLisle · 10 quotes
Professor PygBrian George · 9 quotes
TMr. Toad7 quotes
CGCommissioner Gordon5 quotes
MetamorphoAdam Baldwin · 5 quotes
Creed CourtmanYuri Lowenthal · 4 quotes
Tobias WhaleMichael-Leon Wooley · 4 quotes
BBatcomputer3 quotes
DaedalusArif S. Kinchen · 3 quotes
BRDr. Bethany Ravencroft3 quotes
Lady ShivaFinola Hughes · 3 quotes
Silver MonkeyJames Remar · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne (13), Batman & Katana (9), Batman & Lt. Gordon (8)
(Batman faces Magpie. When she is about to escape, Batman kicks her and she flies onto a crate)
Hey, you just hit a girl!
No, I just hit a criminal. You've given me quite a run. Six warehouses, stolen high-tech electronics worth millions.
Really? Millions? I just like the way they sparkle. Mr...?
Batman.
Magpie. (Seeing Batman's utility belt) Ooh, nice belt. Shiny, shiny. Can I have it?
I'm using it right now. How about a shiny pair of handcuffs instead? (Holds up the handcuffs)
[repeated line]
Shiny, shiny.
So, what perp are you after today?
First, it's "dad", not "lieutenant". Second, "perp"?
Yeah, perp. Bad guy.
I know what perp means, Barbara.
I don't like secrets, Alfred.
You are the very definition of a secret, Bruce.
You know, after I last met, I couldn't help wondering what makes someone put on a bat costume. Something to hide?
Who said this was a costume?
Umm, I like that.
(Magpie had taken Doctor Ravencroft hostage, Batman comes in, and uses a batarang to knock off Magpie's wig, to reveal Ravencroft's secretary. Magpie notices this in the mirror, and is confused.)
What is this? Whose face is that?
You don't know. Two personalities in one body, unaware of each other.
What're you talking about?
Margaret Sorrow was part of an experiment Braxton and Ravencroft were conducting. For your participation, you received early released.
No! They took my memories! THEY STOLE THEM FROM ME!
I'm sorry, but you did this to yourself. Margaret Sorrow volunteered. The experiment was meant to strip the bad out of criminals, and in your case it worked. For a while anyway. (Magpie looks at herself in the mirror) They gave you a new name, a new face, a new life. But sometimes the bad is just too strong. It has a way of coming back.
No! Lies! (She punches the mirror) I want to know who I am, and she can give that back to me! (Magpie extends her fingernails into claws, about to kill Ravencroft, when Gordon shots her nails off.)
Don't move, Batman. You either... bird-girl.
(She picks up the shot-off nails) Shiny, shiny. (She throws her nails at Gordon. One of them cuts his arm and it makes him cry in pain. Magpie then jumps up, knocks Gordon down and runs off. Batman follows her, but is stopped by Gordon's gunshot.)
You're not going anywhere.
We don't have time for this, Lieutenant. Help the doctor, I'll stop Magpie. (He goes after Magpie)
(After defeating Magpie) No more shiny shiny. (He takes his utility belt from Magpie and puts it back on his waist) Is the doctor safe Lieutenant? (He turns around to see Lieutenant Gordon pointing his gun at him.)
Shaken up but fine. She had no idea that Cassie was once Margaret Sorrow.
Makes sense. Different face, different memories. My guess: Magpie subconsciously drove her here for revenge.
Well, now Margaret, Cassie, Magpie, whatever-her-name goes back to jail.
Put her back in the hole that created her. Is that justice?
That's the law.
Will I be getting the same justice?
Yes, but not tonight. Just so we're clear, nothing has changed between us. (As he talks, he puts handcuffs on the unconscious Magpie) We aren't friends. You helped me tonight, so I owe you. But the next time we cross paths... (He turns around to see that Batman has disappeared)
Down with creative oppression! This is justice.
No. I am justice.
(Batman has subdued and cuffed two vandals and leaves)
Dang, the cops are totally gonna jack us for this.
(talking form the shadows) They certainly would,...IF they catch you.
Look man, Batman already worked us. Go do your hero thing on someone else.
Oh, I'm no hero. (Emerges from the shadows, revealing a hooded figure in a white suit and cape. His chest has a circle surrounding an A.) I'm a fan. I've been watching you for sometime. Daedalus, your authority challenging street art shows enormous promise.
It does?... I mean, yeah, duh.
And you, Junkyard Dog, your knack for sculptural destruction I find... inspiring. (he frees them both from the handcuffs) I see genius in you both. I wish to be your patron. (Gives them high-tech weaponry and power tools) Consider this my first... "donation" to your art.
Dude, who are you?
Call me... Anarky.
[Tatsu gingerly walks through the white hallways of the training room. As she walks down the hall, Tatsu hears a clicking noise beneath her, and looks down, and finds her foot on a button. Hearing a whirring noise, she sees a machine pop up from the floor and it launches discs at, but Tatsu dodged them with various somersaults and leaps off the walls, and she leapt away from a ceiling press as it lowers down, and leapt and dodged various beams from the walls, but as she somersaulted from the last beam, a double-hatch opens in the floor, and Tatsu side-splits her legs on the sides of the pit, and she looks up and grapes at a long blade heading towards her, but she ducks down and the blade passes over her, and she leaps over the hatch and somersaults onto an overhead bar. Tatsu notices a camera in the ceiling]
Major, your boss has a serious workout room.
(Bruce beats Alfred at chess)
I don't know why we bother playing this game - You never lose!
The Batmobile is prepped and ready for you, sir.
...Change of plans, Alfred. Tonight, you drive. (Alfred looks surprised, mostly because he has a broken leg in a cast)
[Tatsu looks at the Soultaker Sword in her room]
[on P.A.] Ms. Yamashiro, this is Bruce Wayne, could you please meet me in the trophy room?
[Tatsu arrives at the trophy room, but it's empty]
Mr. Wayne, you wanted to see me?
[Tatsu looks around and finds a sweep mark on the wall next to the fireplace. Running her finger across the mark, Tatsu presses a button on the wall, and the fireplace rises up, revealing a secret door, and Tatsu stares at it]
[smiles mischievously] This job just got interesting.
[Tatsu walks up to the door and places her hand on the scanner, but it flashes red, and she withdraws her hand]
[arches her eyebrows suspiciously] What are you hiding, Mr. Wayne?
Welcome, Gotham City, to the art of destruction.
Get this analyzed. Probably came off their shoes. Might give us something.
From Cold War warrior to analyzer of sneaker goo. I've never been prouder.
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