Stranger Things quotes

Mike

[Playing a Dungeons & Dragons] Something's coming. Something hungry for blood. A shadow grows on the wall behind you, swallowing you in darkness. It is almost here.

Will

It was a seven. The roll, it was a seven. The demogorgon... it got me. See you tomorrow!

Flo, Flo, we've discussed this, mornings are for coffee and contemplation.

Joyce, this is Hawkins, okay? You wanna know the worst thing that's ever happened here in the four years I've been working here? Do you wanna know the worst thing? It was when an owl attacked Eleanor Gillespie's head because it thought that her hair was a nest.

Dustin

Guys, I really think we should turn back.

Lucas

Seriously, Dustin?! You want to run to your mom, be a baby, then go home already!

Dustin

I'm just being realistic, Lucas!

Lucas

No, you're being a big sissy!

Dustin

Did you ever think maybe Will went missing because he ran into something bad? And we're going to the exact same spot where he was last seen? And we have no weapons or anything?

Mike

Dustin shut up...

Dustin

I'm just saying; does that seem smart to you?

Mike

Shut up, shut up... did you guys hear that?!

Okay, okay, okay, one at a time, all right?

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen. Step right up and get your tickets for the freak show.

Who do you think would make more money in a freak show? Midnight, Frogface, or Toothless?

[Mimicking Dustin] I'd go with Toothless.

Dustin

I told you a million times my teeth are coming in. It's called cleidocranial dysplasia.

[Mimicking Dustin] I told you a million times.

[chuckles] Do the arm thing.

Do it, freak.

God, it gets me every time.

Lucas

Assholes.

Mike

I think it's cool. It's like you have superpowers or something. Like Mr. Fantastic.

Dustin

Yeah, except I can't fight evil with it.

Dustin

[To Eleven] We never would've upset you if we knew you had superpowers.

Dustin

Why do we need weapons? We have her.

Lucas

She shut ONE door!

Dustin

With her mind!

Jonathan

People don't say what they're really thinking.

Jonathan

Don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.

Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving.

[Holding Dustin at knife point] Jump. Or Toothless here gets an early trip to the dentist!

Dustin

No! N- [he stops talking as Troy holds the blade near his eyes]

I'll cut him, right now!

Mike

Alright, just hold on! Hold on!

Dustin

Mike, don't do it! I don't need my baby teeth- Mike! Mike, seriously, don't!

Dustin

Mike, don't do it! Don't do it, Mike!

Troy, I don't think this is a good idea, man.

Dustin

Mike, don't!

Dentist's office opens in Five! Four! Three! Two!

Dustin

MIKE!

One!

Holy shit.

Mike

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

'AH..! She broke my arm! My arm!

Eleven

[Coldly] Go.

Let's get outta here! Let's go!

Dustin

[Gleefully] YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! YOU BETTER RUN! SHE'S OUR FRIEND AND SHE'S CRAZY! YOU COME BACK HERE, AND SHE'LL KILL YOU!

Mike

El?

Eleven

[Crying] Mike... I'm sorry.

Mike

Sorry? What are you sorry for?

Eleven

The Gate... I opened it. I'm the monster.

Mike

[Smiles] No El, you're not the monster. You saved me, do you understand? You saved me.

[Mockingly] Aw, hey there, princess!

Uh oh, she looks upset.

Oh...!

Nancy

What is wrong with you?!

Steve

What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you? I was worried about you. Can you believe I was actually worried about you? [Scoffs]

Nancy

What are you talking about?

I wouldn't lie, if I were you. You don't want to be known as the "lying slut", now, do you?

[Notices Jonathan and smiles] Speak of the devil. Hi.

Nancy

[Realizing what happened] You came by last night.

[Mockingly] Ding ding ding. Does she get a prize?

Nancy

Look, I don't know what you think you saw, but it wasn't like that.

Steve

What you just let him into your room to [pointedly] study?

Or for another pervy photo session.

Nancy

We were just-

Steve

You were just what? Finish that sentence. [Menacingly] Finish the sentence. [Nancy doesn't respond] Go to hell Nancy.