Welcome to the TV Quotes Database

Here you'll find over 37,000 quotes from hundreds of different television shows, and...well, that's pretty much it. Just a whole bunch of quotes. You can rate them and stuff, too, but otherwise it's no frills, no complications, no annoying pop-up ads. Enjoy!

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Oh, and be sure to check out our sister site, The Movie Quote Database, too. Same idea, but with, you know, movies instead of TV shows. I know, I know...how DO we come up with this stuff?