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[Tony is undercover as an electrician installing sensor bugs in the electric poles for the undercover operation]

Gibbs gets dress blue charlies. I look like one of the Village People.

[via Tony's earpiece] [laughs] Maybe you can find a local cop and get a dance routine going.

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