Damn you, [bicycle] chain. I'll show you one day.
All S1
Characters
Tomo TakinoChieko Higuchi · 23 quotes
Yukari TanizakiAkiko Hiramatsu · 19 quotes
OsakaYuki Matsuoka · 18 quotes
Chiyo MihamaTomoko Kaneda · 13 quotes
KaguraHouko Kuwashima · 12 quotes
YYomi10 quotes
KaorinSakura Nogawa · 7 quotes
NNyamo7 quotes
SakakiYuu Asakawa · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Tomo Takino & Yukari Tanizaki (9), Tomo Takino & Osaka (8), Osaka & Chiyo Mihama (8)
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Hey, I said you could ask anything, but my measurements are top secret! Not that I'm ashamed, of course. In fact, I dare say they're pretty spectacular. Oh, you impetuous boy! Look what you made me say on the first day!
MSMale Student
What I meant is that your class is next door. This is Class 4. [Yukari slithers away]
I like that in high school we get to bring our own lunches. But it's hard getting up early to make it.
KFKaorin and Female Student
She makes it herself?
[Chiyo opens her bento box.]
KFKaorin and Female Student
And it looks delicious!
What is she? Miss Perfect? Superwoman?
FSFemale Student
Miss Sakaki is really cool, isn't she!
Yeah, she's way better than any of the boys in our class!
[Kaorin catches a glimpse of Sakaki's panties and the kitty on the back]
FSFemale Student
Kaorin?
I just saw something cute...
Hold on! Sakaki, your boobs are 8cm bigger than mine, so step back 8cm!
Hey! That's cheating!
YYomi
Eight centimeters...
[Something seems to have caught Osaka's attention and she follows it around the classroom]
Osaka, what are you doing?
You know those tiny bubbles inside your eyes you sometimes catch?
[Kaorin sits patiently waiting for the answer]
Yeah, I'm trackin' them down as we speak.
Sensei.
What? What's wrong?
I smashed that cockroach just now with my textbook.
[Tomo's holds up her textbook which shows the smashed cockroach and walks closer to Yukari]
What should I do?
[Yukari screams out of disgust]
Get away from me! GET AWAY! [She continues to scream]
BASKETBALL! Now is the basketball era! Come sweat with your teacher and live out your youth to its fullest potential!
We're Team Yukari!
TYTomo & Yomi
[unenthusiastically] Yay.
We're Team Sea Slug!
Chiyo & Kaorin: What?!
Osaka?
But sea slugs are so... [pause]
Go Team Sea Slug!
Chiyo & Kaorin: [even less enthusiastically] Yay.
Kimura-sensei, why did you become a teacher?
KKimura
BECAUSE I LIKE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS THAT'S WHY!
KMr. Kimura
Several of the water pipes that run through my house have been leaking quite a bit lately.
Oh?
KMr. Kimura
The rubber backing has probably grown very brittle and dried out. It tends to do that when it gets old you know.
Sure, I Guess so.
[long pause]
KMr. Kimura
Have you grown brittle and dry...?
THAT'S IT, YOU'RE OUT OF HERE!
Uh huh! Yomi's crazy flexible 'cause her body's made of almost nothing but fat!
YYomi
DOUBLE CHOP!
[Yomi hits Tomo over the back of the head]
YYomi
Quit being so damn RUDE!
[Tomo runs away, chased by Yomi]
Flabby! Hey, it jiggled!
YYomi
DOUBLE CHOP!
Ooow...
You two, quit messing around!
That's right! We're stylin' and profilin'!
But don't you have boyfriends to show off your style to?
[Tomo heaves a heavy sigh]
So, I'll take three and Yukari will take two.
Um... since Yukari-sensei's car looks a bit more spacious, why not put three people over there?
Isn't it better for fewer people to die? [The girls gasp.]
[After they arrive at Chiyo's sumer home]
We're here!
[Yomi opens the door of the Yukari-mobile]
YYomi
We were watching.
[Osaka and Chiyo are trembling, visibly traumatized]
We're not afraid of rollercoasters anymore...after this...you know...
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