"Citizen's arr-ay-est!, citizen's arr-ay-est!, citizen's arr-ay-est!" -- Said by Gomer Pyle (actor Jim Nabors) to Barney Fife (actor Don Knotts) in the episode aptly titled "Citizen's Arrest."
S1 E15Unfinished Business
"You're a boob, Gomer!" -- Barney Fife, in "Citizen's Arrest"
"Sha-zay-um!" -- Gomer Pyle (southern for "Shazam!")
"Go-o-lly!" -- Gomer Pyle
"Judy Judy Judy" -- Goober does his "Cary Grant" impression.
[speaking of how his mouth feels] Shooby, shooby, shooby.
"Where's my plaque? Give me my plaque." -- Barney describing how Otis is going to arrive at the mayor's office to receive an award.
"Well, now, maybe I didn't see that there line because I wasn't wearing my specs. Drunk or sober, I can't tell much without my glasses!"
It's me, it's me. It's Ernest T.!!
Brisco Darling (referring to Ernest T. Bass) -- "We thought about killin' him... didn't want to go that far."
To think I voted for you last election; never even considered nobody else! BAD, BAD SHERIFF! (upon her frustration of Andy refusing to help her get her pills)
NAUGHTY DEPUTY! (after Andy drops Barney's charges of arresting her for jaywalking)
Otis: [singing childlike to Barney who out of pride voluntarily put himself in the other cell] "Barney's in Jail! Barney's in Jail!"
"Call the man!" - Andy Taylor, after the freezer went out at home and Aunt Bee needed a place to keep her meat.
"You beat everything Barney, you know that?" Andy to Barney Season 3 Episode 6
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