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S1 E1Wax Lion

GGretchen

Did you end up over-educated and unemployable like you said in the yearbook?

Yep.

Why do they always sacrifice the pretty ones?

I guess killing pretty people is easier than killing ugly people. Although, you'd think the opposite would be true.

[Jaye picks a quarter out of the fountain]

GGirl

You're not supposed to steal!

You're not supposed to talk to strangers. Piss off!

GGretchen

Did you end up over-educated and unemployable like you said in the yearbook?

Yep.

Why do they always sacrifice the pretty ones?

I guess killing pretty people is easier than killing ugly people. Although, you'd think the opposite would be true.

[Jaye picks a quarter out of the fountain]

GGirl

You're not supposed to steal!

You're not supposed to talk to strangers. Piss off!

S1 E2Pink Flamingos

I don't have a choice. I'm a puppet. The universe sticks its hand up my butt, and if I don't dance people get hurt.

I've got my own list of things to do. And at the top of it: destroy Gretchen Speck. You may be the universe's butt puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight, accounts are comin' due.

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