TV show quotes
Characters
Alex MackLarisa Oleynik · 14 quotes
Danielle AtronLouan Gideon · 6 quotes
Annie MackMeredith Bishop · 5 quotes
Ray AlvaradoDarris Love · 4 quotes
Vince CarterJohn Marzilli · 4 quotes
Dave WattJohn Nielsen · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Alex Mack & Annie Mack (5), Alex Mack & Ray Alvarado (3), Danielle Atron & Vince Carter (2)
(miserably) Let's go home.
No can do. Band try-outs.
Band try-outs?! You're gonna join the band?
I have to try. You know my dad. The Alvarados have a history of playing in the school band. I can't break that tradition. Besides (grins slyly) maybe I'll meet some girls.
Well, I'm a girl.
Ray: Girl-type girls, Alex.
Oh. (looks away) Girl-type girls.
(Annie enters the garage as Alex is trying to clean the chemicals off her skin)
Wow. Tough first day?
(fretfully) Hey, Annie. I was coming home from school when this plant truck swerved, almost hitting me, and crashed (claps her hands) BAM! Right into a hydrant! Then this barrel of gold stuff spilled all over me.
Hmm... You're not clever enough to make this up.
And just now, without even doing anything (hesitates) I think I turned on the saw and the electric train set.
What?!
I get the feeling that this was not some minor accident. Those plant security guys are out there, so this has got to be something big!
It wasn't my fault!
They'll blame you! Adults always do.
He's right.
(Alex and Annie are preparing for bed)
I'm really worried, Annie. The plant won't stop until they find me.
Between my brains and your powers, that won't be too easy. Everything has changed, Alex. You were just this average kid, heading for this life of inconsequence and boredom, and now look at you.
(cheering up) I can tell you one thing. My second day of Junior High is going to be a lot different from my first.
(Danielle sits in her limosine as all the lights in Paradise Valley flash out of control due to Alex)
Have a good night's sleep, kid, 'cause you won't have 'em any more. You slipped through my fingers for now, but tomorrow is another day.
Miss Atron, this is a minor detail. We will find the child.
I cannot be implicated in the process.
It has nothing to do with you. You can't cloud your mind with mundane problems like, some kid who is sprayed with a little bit of a chemical.
A little bit of chemical? That's not what that truck driver said.
Well, Dave has a tendency to... exaggerate.
We do not have a problem?
We do not have a problem.
I don't want to know about this kid.
What kid?
Thank you, Vince.
...We're going to Atron Junior High disguised as janitors. Once we infiltrate the premises, we'll go on watch to find the child.
To be honest, I don't know the first thing about being a janitor, Vince.
(irritated) Well you obviously didn't know anything about being a truck driver but that didn't stop you, did it?
That’s true. OK, I’ll take a shot.
(grabs Dave’s shirt collar and pulls him in) This isn’t a matter of choice, Dave.
What does a janitor do?
It doesn’t matter! Once we get there just keep your eyes open for something unusual. Any display of extraordinary behavior or power. This child that we are looking for could possibly hold the secrets to our future on this planet!
Wow… I didn’t know being a janitor was such an exciting job!
(alarms are blaring throughout the Plant)
(cowering behind a table) It's a meltdown! It's a meltdown!
Calm down, Dave! This is a chemical plant, not a nuclear reactor!
(A GC-161 alarm has gone off in the chemical plant)
We've come full circle, Vince. Kid came back to us.
Obviously a desperate cry for help, Miss Atron.
Once we've made a positive ID, how do we proceed?
Well, it could be traumatic for his family. But there are two ways to approach them in order to ensure their cooperation. One: kindness. Two: money.
I find the latter usually the most effective.
(Alex is shooting her video entry for the school contest with her grandmother Abigail and Robyn)
(narrating) Welcome to "Black and White World" with Robyn Russo and Abigail Hoffman, two people who see the world in slightly different ways.
Hello. We're here on a gorgeous day in Danielle Atron Park. It's a beautiful green park, a place to play, a place to make friends... a place to relax. Lovely, isn't it?
Lovely? I see killer bees. I see pollen. And ragweed. I see the hot, toxic lethal sun, boring through the hole in the ozone, slowly killing us. Roasting, like a pig on a spit. And these people are supposedly having fun?
What a strange, yet intriguing young girl you are.
(about to leave) Don't destroy the house, okay?
Come on, Annie. I'm just having a friend over to watch some videos. Can't you ever trust me? Besides, when have I ever destroyed the house?
There's a first time for everything.
Eighteen months we've been looking for that kid. That child shouldn't have been running loose for eighteen hours. If I'd been able to experiment on that kid, I'd have a Nobel Prize by now. I'd have... a trillion dollar patent by now. I'd be running for governor by now. But instead, what have I got? An ulcer! And I love spicy food.
I mean, I'm fourteen, Annie. It's time for me to live my life. I want my own comic book.
Would you stay completely still, please?
Sorry. I'm sick of being your guinea pig, Annie.
Uh-huh. Look, just stay quiet and do what you're told, okay? Lab animals are so much easier: talking, questioning.
You never even listen, do you, when I talk to you?
Huh, what'd you say?
Sometimes in life, my darling, a little mystery is a good thing.
I guess I could have a couple of secrets.
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